We have a saying in the PNW

PurpleJ

All scarf no Starbucks

PineapplePirate

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

haie

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

Context: Sark shits his pants playing this UW team.

PurpleJ

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

The context is Sark is a front running pussy so he’s perfect for Texas football.

EsophagealFeces

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

This happened as Texas was getting ready to run out of the tunnel in the Alamo bowl last year. It was at this moment, I knew we were going to win.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Lol, rewatching it, the guy does kinda squeeze his titty

EsophagealFeces

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Lol, rewatching it, the guy does kinda squeeze his titty

Can you blame him? They’ve always been supple

haie

EsophagealFeces said:

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

This happened as Texas was getting ready to run out of the tunnel in the Alamo bowl last year. It was at this moment, I knew we were going to win.

Washington handled them. Sark is helpless. He's lucky they even made it into the playoffs this year. Terrible conference.

Doog_de_Jour

haie said:

EsophagealFeces said:

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

This happened as Texas was getting ready to run out of the tunnel in the Alamo bowl last year. It was at this moment, I knew we were going to win.

Washington handled them. Sark is helpless. He's lucky they even made it into the playoffs this year. Terrible conference.

PurpleThrobber

PineapplePirate said:

What’s the context of this wonderful gif? I never watch Texas (ever) outside of last years bowl game.

You can take the boy out of the dude brah but you can’t take the dude brah out of the boy.

SkipBoyd

PurpleJ said:

All scarf no Starbucks

Post of the year!

WoolleyDoog

Can someone get the groper headphones guy on the sidelines in New Orleans? Can Sark handle The Big Easy on New Year's Eve without painting the town? If this program plungers Oregon to end the conference then plungers Sark in the only situation he's ever had to do anything that matters to get to the natty I might think I'm living in some sort of The Matrix simulation to make my dreams come true.

FireCohen

I hope sark has another meltdown. Does it make me bad person that i go back to rewatch 2015 USC game just to see sark mentally breakdown on the sideline?

PurpleBaze

FireCohen said:

I hope sark has another meltdown. Does it make me bad person that i go back to rewatch 2015 USC game just to see sark mentally breakdown on the sideline?

No, not at all.

RTD

This is what wet dream semi final match ups are made of. UnderDawgs to Sark. Texas not gonna know what hit’em.

Postal91

FireCohen said:

I hope sark has another meltdown. Does it make me bad person that i go back to rewatch 2015 USC game just to see sark mentally breakdown on the sideline?

I'm guessing he wants this game more than anything... and that may be his downfall. Watch out for the BS tricky/mis-direction shit b/c it may feel like 2 teenagers playing NCAA 14. I wasn't aware that the video of him yelling before coming out on the field was last year's Alamo bowl. He wants to move on from us, but will forever be Seven win Steve.

PurpleJ

The resemblance is uncanny

PostGameOrangeSlices

PurpleJ said:

The resemblance is uncanny

Nein! Nein! Nein!

Wash ton

chuck

PurpleJ said:

The resemblance is uncanny

This cap makes it painfully obvious. Sark is turned on by the chest massage he's getting and had to overreact to cover it up in front of the team.

YellowSnow

PurpleJ said:

The resemblance is uncanny

People forget how close Hitler got to the Armenian Frat Hamster homelend. I think the Germans called it Operation @trublue https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case_Blue

PurpleJ

Kirkheim Herbstreiten once called Hitler the best play caller in Germany