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Game Day Plans
dirtysouwfdawg
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Big day fellas. What’s you fuckers doing?
My ginger and I are going to hit up the mobster museum, why because that’s what 14 yr old boys want to do apparently.
Found an Argentinian restaurant within walking distance of the stadium. Going to tell them Messi sucks and see how burnt my food comes out.
Wonder aimlessly around the “tailgate” and try and avoid fighting methed out ducks. God help you if I find a HCH flag/table and didn’t receive an invite. I’ll pull a beaver fan and piss all over your table and walk off.
Going to time it right so we get bored with that around the time the stadium opens and then walk even more around the innards of the stadium. At that point we’ll be too exhausted to cheer but I’m sure the seats will be softer than Frontier.
Dinner will either be steak/duck or seafood or something from the food court. Yeah, the Orleans has a food court. They have subway and if we get raped it might be fitting we eat there. At least my son.
DM if you want to casually meet up at any of the bathrooms on our day’s itinerary.
Go Dawgs!!!
My ginger and I are going to hit up the mobster museum, why because that’s what 14 yr old boys want to do apparently.
Found an Argentinian restaurant within walking distance of the stadium. Going to tell them Messi sucks and see how burnt my food comes out.
Wonder aimlessly around the “tailgate” and try and avoid fighting methed out ducks. God help you if I find a HCH flag/table and didn’t receive an invite. I’ll pull a beaver fan and piss all over your table and walk off.
Going to time it right so we get bored with that around the time the stadium opens and then walk even more around the innards of the stadium. At that point we’ll be too exhausted to cheer but I’m sure the seats will be softer than Frontier.
Dinner will either be steak/duck or seafood or something from the food court. Yeah, the Orleans has a food court. They have subway and if we get raped it might be fitting we eat there. At least my son.
DM if you want to casually meet up at any of the bathrooms on our day’s itinerary.
Go Dawgs!!!
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Get to work 10 min early, pull up like 5 articles and
5 YouTube videos talking about the game tonight. Have them all waiting in separate tabs for me to read throughout the day. That way if anybody looks at my history it will look like I did all my dicking around on the Internet before work started.
Every now and then, print out an article and bring it back to my desk and read it so that it looks like I'm analyzing stuf.
Get up and walk to the break room and get some coffee. This should be done at least 5 times during the day.
Stop by another office and BS for 30 min (about the game), and make it sound like I'm talking work business whenever somebody walks by.
At about 10am, put my jacket on and tell my assistant "I've got to meet a client for coffee", and then get in my car and drive around, drinking rum and hot apple cider out of my thermos while I listen to podcasts about the game. Come back at about 11:30am.
Immediately leave for lunch at 11:30am, knowing my boss leaves around 12:30, so that I can be back at about 1:20pm and he will have no idea that I took almost 2 hours.
Repeat what I did in the morning until my boss leaves around 3:30 or 4. Then I'll leave 10 min after him.
God Bless America.
Super jealous of you peeps who are gonna be there in person.
The shaking and vomiting annoys her, too.