Hmmmm, smells like Crazy Larry's pits

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/OregonDuckTix/statuses/494650477456273411

I guess there's enough fucktarded marketing to go around in the Pac12

PurpleBaze

Maybe it's lemon scented?!

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

It smells of parking lot raping

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

Maybe it's lemon scented?!

How could I have missed it? Perhaps abundance?

Swaye

I hear special collectors packs smell like the McKenzie River.

*gurgle*

PostGameOrangeSlices

that is nowhere near Crazy Lawrence territory

"You know you’ve seen him. At the tailgates around 8 a.m. In the stands. In opponents’ nightmares. Crazy Larry is anything but nuts. He’s a passionate fan who will do anything to get in the stadium. And this year, it was only $250 for select season tickets. We created Larry, a Frankenstein of our dreams and nightmares, and he helped us get tickets sold at a record pace."

whatshouldicareabout

And Crazy Larry territory is still miles from RoboDuck territory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-C4_aHq7gUg#t=30

Skip to 0:30. Relive the nightmare born to us from the damnation known as the marketing department of college athletics

Tequilla

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it.

Swaye

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it except the commitment to winning and then, you know, the actual winning.

PostGameOrangeSlices

whatshouldicareabout said:

And Crazy Larry territory is still miles from RoboDuck territory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-C4_aHq7gUg#t=30

Skip to 0:30. Relive the nightmare born to us from the damnation known as the marketing department of college athletics

Crazy Larry was worse IMO, difference is that it was just used in marketing and not made a public spectacle, ala RoboticDuckus

PostGameOrangeSlices

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it.

Everything?

GrundleStiltzkin

whatshouldicareabout said:

And Crazy Larry territory is still miles from RoboDuck territory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-C4_aHq7gUg#t=30

Skip to 0:30. Relive the nightmare born to us from the damnation known as the marketing department of college athletics

Ho lee shit, he actually said it


FYFMFE

Tequilla

Swaye said:

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it except the commitment to winning and then, you know, the actual winning.

I hate them even more because of their winning and having Phil Knight pulling strings for them ...

Any marketing executive that thinks that putting a scratch and sniff burger on your ticket should apply for a job with PatHadenFS.

whatshouldicareabout

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Crazy Larry was worse IMO, difference is that it was just used in marketing and not made a public spectacle, ala RoboticDuckus

RoboDuck was created as a means to brand Oregon nationally since they can't use Donald Duck (actually, the mascot's name is Puddles which is the most $75K of any mascot ever) outside the state.

Crazy Larry was just a one-time, one-season means of advertising Husky football to the general public in the Seattle area. RoboDuck was meant to be Oregon's new mascot and to represent the university nationally.

Both are inexcusable, but I think the scope and intent of RoboDuck makes it worse.

Also, I can't stop laughing at this pic

PurpleJ

Tequilla

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it.

Everything?

What about Oregon should I like?

GrundleStiltzkin

whatshouldicareabout said:

If the Khmer Rouge hadn't taken our sigs away in the middle of the night, that would replace the running toilet.

PurpleJ

Tequilla said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it.

Everything?

What about Oregon should I like?

The cheerleaders.

Tequilla

Song Girls >>> Oregon paid hookers from the Acrop

Speaking of which, o/u on how long it takes for there to be a scandal based on Sark banging a Song Girl?

PurpleJ

Tequilla said:

Speaking of which, o/u on how long it takes for there to be a scandal based on Sark banging a Song Girl?

The o/u is 5...







...minutes after his introductory kick ass presser

AZDuck

Tequilla said:

I fucking hate Oregon ... everything about it.

doog