The ultimate douche commercials compilation and douche talk

El_K

Fags! Why would you click on this?
Derek mentioned that we should have more discussion about this.

One poster mentioned this was how he learned about the word douche. I saw a bottle at my grandmother’s house and was freaked out by it. I was 10.

This commercial is gold.

https://youtu.be/tZba905DGUc?si=cKW7S5cp0qIriiFG

PurpleBaze

Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.

TheHB

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

RaceBannon

How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably

GrundleStiltzkin

TheHB said:

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

Doog_de_Jour

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

TheHB

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TheHB said:

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

Did you feel fresh and clean afterward?

Canadawg

Thought this was a Caleb Williams thread

Fear_Boner

RaceBannon said:

How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably

My bag squirts into vaginas all the tim.

dtd

I thought this was going to be about Dan Lanning.

chuck

Doog_de_Jour said:

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

Fire_Marshall_Bill

chuck said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

A small part of the general cultural rot that surrounds us

SwisherSweetboy

chuck said:

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

Note to women: Men don't want you to smell like "nothing".

Doog_de_Jour

chuck said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:



“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TheHB said:

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

dirtysouwfdawg

Doog_de_Jour said:

chuck said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:



“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅

But does it work for a gentleman’s taint in the souwf?

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TheHB said:

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

Embarrassing

I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads.

Baseman

PurpleBaze said:

Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.

Never forgot my first taste of vinegar as a young teen. Glorious. 😉

chuck

Doog_de_Jour said:

chuck said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.

https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf

Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.

For example...
https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared

No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:



“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅

You don't want in a room with my package 72 hours after a shower. You just don't.

I'm telling you those commercials are gross. She's going for shock value in a sense, I suppose. "Pits, thigh folds, under boob, and butt crack" (as she points to each of these locations. Yikes lol.

DerekJohnson

Baseman said:

DerekJohnson said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TheHB said:

There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.

I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.

I was there! They opened for Nickelback

Embarrassing

I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads.

it was a joke