I notice the girl in the first picture has kind of a big ass.
Would do her anyway
Would probably enjoy the big ass
/easytoplease
This goes back to the old adage of "always find a girl with one thing wrong with her (big ears, slightly larger ass, lopsided tits, crooked nose, too gummy)." If she has one pretty obvious flaw, but is otherwise pretty attractive, she will be much more willing to let you hit her in the shitter.
#selfconfidence101
Swaye is in need of his own board. The veritable Dear Abby of HHB
I notice the girl in the first picture has kind of a big ass.
Would do her anyway
Would probably enjoy the big ass
/easytoplease
This goes back to the old adage of "always find a girl with one thing wrong with her (big ears, slightly larger ass, lopsided tits, crooked nose, too gummy)." If she has one pretty obvious flaw, but is otherwise pretty attractive, she will be much more willing to let you hit her in the shitter.
#selfconfidence101
POTFY - (Poast of the Fucking Year for those of you who, like me, are acronym retarded)
This is closely related to the general principle that slightly unattractive girls are better in the sack, and that has been my experience, such as it is. A little dent in the self-esteem column gives them a little reason to be grateful that anyone wants to bone them in the first place, and does that ever make a fucking difference. It's fucking amazing: though they are intellectually aware of it, chicks nonetheless behave as if they don't know that we want to fuck pretty much anything that moves, and that when it comes to getting laid, we are terribly forgiving of physical flaws. Frankly, I don't think a girl can be ugly enough for me to turn her away if she's got nice tits and a decent ass. tits make me really stupid.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago when I was effectively another human being, of fucking a few real lookers. All but one was pretty reserved during boning session. Like they're doing you a favor.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago, of fucking far more average looking girls. Not all of them were brilliant in the sack, but that is the population from which 99.9% of the best came from.
There was one looker in high school who, for reasons I don't question, straight up liked to fuck, and she had it all - face, hair, tits, ass, straight teeth - not a fucking thing wrong with her. Whether it was Daddy issues or that she was just born with the right hormone balance, I don't and didn't give a shit, because the two times I hit that (she was dead ass drunk both times) remain two of my life's best memories. brb; jo
Of course, all of this is as made up as my profession, and the truth is rosie palmer is the only thing I've ever hit in real life.
I notice the girl in the first picture has kind of a big ass.
Would do her anyway
Would probably enjoy the big ass
/easytoplease
This goes back to the old adage of "always find a girl with one thing wrong with her (big ears, slightly larger ass, lopsided tits, crooked nose, too gummy)." If she has one pretty obvious flaw, but is otherwise pretty attractive, she will be much more willing to let you hit her in the shitter.
#selfconfidence101
POTFY - (Poast of the Fucking Year for those of you who, like me, are acronym retarded)
This is closely related to the general principle that slightly unattractive girls are better in the sack, and that has been my experience, such as it is. A little dent in the self-esteem column gives them a little reason to be grateful that anyone wants to bone them in the first place, and does that ever make a fucking difference. It's fucking amazing: though they are intellectually aware of it, chicks nonetheless behave as if they don't know that we want to fuck pretty much anything that moves, and that when it comes to getting laid, we are terribly forgiving of physical flaws. Frankly, I don't think a girl can be ugly enough for me to turn her away if she's got nice tits and a decent ass. tits make me really stupid.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago when I was effectively another human being, of fucking a few real lookers. All but one was pretty reserved during boning session. Like they're doing you a favor.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago, of fucking far more average looking girls. Not all of them were brilliant in the sack, but that is the population from which 99.9% of the best came from.
There was one looker in high school who, for reasons I don't question, straight up liked to fuck, and she had it all - face, hair, tits, ass, straight teeth - not a fucking thing wrong with her. Whether it was Daddy issues or that she was just born with the right hormone balance, I don't and didn't give a shit, because the two times I hit that (she was dead ass drunk both times) remain two of my life's best memories. brb; jo
Of course, all of this is as made up as my profession, and the truth is rosie palmer is the only thing I've ever hit in real life.
I notice the girl in the first picture has kind of a big ass.
Would do her anyway
Would probably enjoy the big ass
/easytoplease
This goes back to the old adage of "always find a girl with one thing wrong with her (big ears, slightly larger ass, lopsided tits, crooked nose, too gummy)." If she has one pretty obvious flaw, but is otherwise pretty attractive, she will be much more willing to let you hit her in the shitter.
#selfconfidence101
Swaye is in need of his own board. The veritable Dear Abby of HHB
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p.s. I asked DJ for my own board, and he said, and I quote "fuck you imbecile, you bitched too much about the sigs." So, that dream is dead. But, I still want my sig back.
I notice the girl in the first picture has kind of a big ass.
Would do her anyway
Would probably enjoy the big ass
/easytoplease
This goes back to the old adage of "always find a girl with one thing wrong with her (big ears, slightly larger ass, lopsided tits, crooked nose, too gummy)." If she has one pretty obvious flaw, but is otherwise pretty attractive, she will be much more willing to let you hit her in the shitter.
#selfconfidence101
POTFY - (Poast of the Fucking Year for those of you who, like me, are acronym retarded)
This is closely related to the general principle that slightly unattractive girls are better in the sack, and that has been my experience, such as it is. A little dent in the self-esteem column gives them a little reason to be grateful that anyone wants to bone them in the first place, and does that ever make a fucking difference. It's fucking amazing: though they are intellectually aware of it, chicks nonetheless behave as if they don't know that we want to fuck pretty much anything that moves, and that when it comes to getting laid, we are terribly forgiving of physical flaws. Frankly, I don't think a girl can be ugly enough for me to turn her away if she's got nice tits and a decent ass. tits make me really stupid.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago when I was effectively another human being, of fucking a few real lookers. All but one was pretty reserved during boning session. Like they're doing you a favor.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago, of fucking far more average looking girls. Not all of them were brilliant in the sack, but that is the population from which 99.9% of the best came from.
There was one looker in high school who, for reasons I don't question, straight up liked to fuck, and she had it all - face, hair, tits, ass, straight teeth - not a fucking thing wrong with her. Whether it was Daddy issues or that she was just born with the right hormone balance, I don't and didn't give a shit, because the two times I hit that (she was dead ass drunk both times) remain two of my life's best memories. brb; jo
Of course, all of this is as made up as my profession, and the truth is rosie palmer is the only thing I've ever hit in real life.
cool story bro
There is a certain catharsis to telling intimate details of your life to a bunch of losers who still wear sweatpants to hide boners they get from looking at three old men humping. We should all drink ourselves to death. Immediately.
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This is closely related to the general principle that slightly unattractive girls are better in the sack, and that has been my experience, such as it is. A little dent in the self-esteem column gives them a little reason to be grateful that anyone wants to bone them in the first place, and does that ever make a fucking difference. It's fucking amazing: though they are intellectually aware of it, chicks nonetheless behave as if they don't know that we want to fuck pretty much anything that moves, and that when it comes to getting laid, we are terribly forgiving of physical flaws. Frankly, I don't think a girl can be ugly enough for me to turn her away if she's got nice tits and a decent ass. tits make me really stupid.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago when I was effectively another human being, of fucking a few real lookers. All but one was pretty reserved during boning session. Like they're doing you a favor.
I've had the pleasure, albeit a long, long time ago, of fucking far more average looking girls. Not all of them were brilliant in the sack, but that is the population from which 99.9% of the best came from.
There was one looker in high school who, for reasons I don't question, straight up liked to fuck, and she had it all - face, hair, tits, ass, straight teeth - not a fucking thing wrong with her. Whether it was Daddy issues or that she was just born with the right hormone balance, I don't and didn't give a shit, because the two times I hit that (she was dead ass drunk both times) remain two of my life's best memories. brb; jo
Of course, all of this is as made up as my profession, and the truth is rosie palmer is the only thing I've ever hit in real life.
p.s. I asked DJ for my own board, and he said, and I quote "fuck you imbecile, you bitched too much about the sigs." So, that dream is dead. But, I still want my sig back.