OFFICIAL Washington vs Arizona Game Thread

dirtysouwfdawg

bananasnblondes said:

This thread has gotten dark

Did we lose yet?

Fuck that, we’re going to de Laura the wild kittens.

phineas

alumni94 said:

every single one of these women needs a steak and a bacon double cheeseburger ASAP

EsophagealFeces

phineas said:

alumni94 said:

every single one of these women needs a steak and a bacon double cheeseburger ASAP

I have a tube steak for em.

SwisherSweetboy

Buncha little waifs. Steady diet of amphetamine pills

NeGgaPlEaSe

PostGameOrangeSlices

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

YellowSnow

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

alumni94

phineas said:

alumni94 said:

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every single one of these women needs a steak and a bacon double cheeseburger ASAP

Poor college students can’t afford that.

DucksFC

bananasnblondes said:

This thread has gotten dark

dark like night time in the desert?

PostGameOrangeSlices

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

bearswiin is a looser

YellowSnow

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

bearswiin is a looser

Decent word smith back in the day though.

AEB

Lukewarm take: Dwags benefit from having played on grass already this season. That is all.

Disregard - guess they’re already turf. Thank you global warming induced mega drought!

EsophagealFeces

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

dirtysouwfdawg

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

Damn, pal. You’re in the middle of it. It’ll get better BUT make sure you don’t let it go too fast.

They better all me dwag fans!

seatownfunk

this site is shit and your all fags

PurpleJ

What channel is the game on?

EsophagealFeces

PurpleJ said:

What channel is the game on?

Fucking Pac12 network. #7 team in the goddamn country relegated to that bullshit

PineapplePirate

EsophagealFeces said:

PurpleJ said:

What channel is the game on?

Fucking Pac12 network. #7 team in the goddamn country relegated to that bullshit

It’s 2023 and this is the shit we have to deal with. We are never making it to Mars.

YellowSnow

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

I respeck @PostGameOrangeSlices for smoking kief and having threesomes with Kewgs, but he needs to walk a mile in our shoes.

SwisherSweetboy

The Rapist is out?