OFFICIAL Washington vs Arizona Game Thread

EsophagealFeces

YellowSnow said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

EsophagealFeces said:

YellowSnow said:

I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

I respeck @PostGameOrangeSlices for smoking kief and having threesomes with Kewgs, but he needs to walk a mile in our shoes.

He probably wears size 9. I wish him luck.

LoneStarDawg

Fuck the pac-12 network, I’m watching mariner tears on Fox

doogville

5-0 and talking shit. Here we go!

SwisherSweetboy

Fifata getting the start. Someone contact the Heisman committee

DoogmanRefund

Back up QB in AZ. Doomed

YellowSnow

So we’re playing a red shit frosh QB in the desert? Doomed !!

dirtysouwfdawg

Fucking late. Not sure I’m going to make it another 30 mins.

Did have a cool dawgs conversation in Walmart today. And fuck you because it’s ok to shop there in the souwf even if you’re not poor though I’m pour.
Dude commented on my shirt and he mentioned how he was stationed in WA and blah blah blah. Didn’t think I’d find another dawg in SC. He’s also watching sling tonight though I didn’t invite him over.

CSB.

SweatpantsGeneral

Something I didn't know. I drove to the Lucky Eagle to throw $ on the line. You can't bet on WA state teams in Washington. Good thing the 80 year old bartender thought I was cute, and I did kill at the Hot Stuff slot on my way out.

OreDawg

Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

NeGgaPlEaSe

OreDawg said:

Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

Midget BACK UP freshman making their first start

bananasnblondes

YellowSnow said:

So we’re playing a red shit frosh QB in the desert? Doomed !!

You forgot to mention it's his first career start.

We are fucked

gmo

black AZ fan pretty hot

Canadawg

De Lauras pep talk to Tafita:

Win the game or I'll rape you the the shower

OreDawg

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

OreDawg said:

Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

Midget BACK UP freshman making their first start

Literally the 8 scariest words in the English language if you’re a UW defensive coordinator

DerekJohnson

Why is the warrior poet blowing Fifita and barely mentioning Penix?

LoneStarDawg

Canadawg said:

De Lauras pep talk to Tafita:

Win the game or I'll rape you the the shower

Or?

gmo

Pac-12 officials. Holy fuck.

EsophagealFeces

Jed Fisch looks like a New York City lawyer whose last name ends in -witz.

EsophagealFeces

I’m shocked Trice didn’t get flagged for hitting the QB

bananasnblondes

Arizona punter early frontrunner for their team's player of the game