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Only way to beat Penix

is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,274
    Mad_Son said:

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
    The lacerater of livers guy seems to be getting along fine.
  • PineapplePiratePineapplePirate Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,623 Swaye's Wigwam
    One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.


  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,072 Swaye's Wigwam

    Mad_Son said:

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
    You rang?
    Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

    You're? all a little touchy about your penix.
    I don't like unnecessary roughness on my Penix.
  • hardhathardhat Member Posts: 8,344

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO


  • CanadawgCanadawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,757 Swaye's Wigwam

    If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.

    The way to beat us is hope for turnovers and to score a lot of points.

    Teams are going to have to just keep dropping more and more into converage and hope their Dline can get some shoestring tackles on DJ
  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,423
    Whatever, we have Hitman Heims, enough said on that
  • LawDawg1LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,870

    @creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.


    Hurtful
  • dtddtd Member Posts: 4,825 Standard Supporter
    edited September 2023
    I doubt anyone in this conference has the pass rush and the offense to beat UW if he's healthy. Here's to a very, very mild upper ankle sprain that makes him miss just one half of football this year. Hell, even then UW still probably wins the conference as Oregon will drop some other 2, or UW will win a tie-breaker.
  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,549 Swaye's Wigwam

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    @alexcookdawg?
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,591 Founders Club
    Ridiculous thread.

    Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.
  • DucksFCDucksFC Member Posts: 1,581

    @creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.


    @TonyaHardingDuck, true?!
  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,803

    Mad_Son said:

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
    Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical
    thats just good old fashioned murder 1
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