Lambright needs to issue a no contact order of his own

sarktastic

Needs to have his estate attorney draft a letter to his granddaughters informing them of the amendments to his estate plan.

http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2024097709_lambright18xml.html

pawz

PM to LawDawg: What does 4th degree mean, exactly? And how much time, if any, is he potentially facing?

ApostleofGrief

4th degree assault is when you drag somebody five feet?

GrundleStiltzkin

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

--in the discipline hole--

Holy shit

LawDawg1

pawz said:

PM to LawDawg: What does 4th degree mean, exactly? And how much time, if any, is he potentially facing?

I don't do criminal law. I could look it up but I don't really want to. Ask Tehran Jerry, he defends communists and terrorists.

doogsinparadise

RoadDawg55 said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

Forget a form tackle. Head to head would work best in this instance.

Mrs. Lambright has a cock? Staff, true!1!!!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

It's wrong, but I had to give Puppy a thumbs up for that rant.

seatownfunk

doogsinparadise said:

RoadDawg55 said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

Forget a form tackle. Head to head would work best in this instance.

Mrs. Lambright has a cock? Staff, true!1!!!

brb, rbt

topdawgnc

LawDawg1 said:

pawz said:

PM to LawDawg: What does 4th degree mean, exactly? And how much time, if any, is he potentially facing?

I don't do criminal law. I could look it up but I don't really want to. Ask Tehran Jerry, he is defended as a communist and terrorist.

AZDuck

doogsinparadise said:

RoadDawg55 said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

Forget a form tackle. Head to head would work best in this instance.

Mrs. Lambright has a cock? Staff, true!1!!!

RBT!

PurpleJ

I got money on his 23 year old daughter being spoiled rotten.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

I got money on his 23 year old daughter being spoiled rotten.

ISWYDT

PurpleJ

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleJ said:

I got money on his 23 year old daughter being spoiled rotten.

ISWYDT

Huh?

PostGameOrangeSlices

back in the days before social media, no one wouldve known. lambo wouldn't have his granddaughter tweeting "gramps dragged me across the floor!!11!! #abuse"

jecornel

Explosive disorder and dementia? Too many hits to the head.....getting old seems awful.....

puppylove_sugarsteel

LawDawg1 said:

pawz said:

PM to LawDawg: What does 4th degree mean, exactly? And how much time, if any, is he potentially facing?

I don't do criminal law. I could look it up but I don't really want to. Ask Tehran Jerry, he defends communists and terrorists.

You're a lawyer and u don't know what 4th degree assault is? It's a gross misdemeanor and a slap on the fanny. I didn't even need to Google it. See anyone can be a lawyer.

Swaye

Discipline hole has now made the rotation.

I hope you are in a jagged flint mudslide and a pride of fagglets rams your discipline hole while shoving lemons up your cucumber canal.

HH, the place that never stops giving.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

It pains me greatly to defend anything PLSSFS says but here I go. I'm not defending the beating of women but the point that PLSSFS makes. If Lambo pushes her during an argument, it just became Domestic Violence (DV) Assault 4th - as PLSSFS said, it's a slap on the wrist. Once that news hits the media, Lambo is now the worst offender out there, he's the same as the shitbag that killed his wife in Utah and then murdered his own kids in a fire.

Lambo's a dumbass for laying a hand on a woman but the perception is now out there that Mrs. Lambo has an extensive collection of sunglasses and make up to hide all the bruising. That may be true and Lambo's the biggest wife beater in the state but the media will rush to judgement paint Lambo that way before the facts come out in a courtroom.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

It pains me greatly to defend anything PLSSFS says but here I go. I'm not defending the beating of women but the point that PLSSFS makes. If Lambo pushes her during an argument, it just became Domestic Violence (DV) Assault 4th - as PLSSFS said, it's a slap on the wrist. Once that news hits the media, Lambo is now the worst offender out there, he's the same as the shitbag that killed his wife in Utah and then murdered his own kids in a fire.

Lambo's a dumbass for laying a hand on a woman but the perception is now out there that Mrs. Lambo has an extensive collection of sunglasses and make up to hide all the bruising. That may be true and Lambo's the biggest wife beater in the state but the media will rush to judgement paint Lambo that way before the facts come out in a courtroom.

Victory and Ruins: The Sequel

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

It pains me greatly to defend anything PLSSFS says but here I go. I'm not defending the beating of women but the point that PLSSFS makes. If Lambo pushes her during an argument, it just became Domestic Violence (DV) Assault 4th - as PLSSFS said, it's a slap on the wrist. Once that news hits the media, Lambo is now the worst offender out there, he's the same as the shitbag that killed his wife in Utah and then murdered his own kids in a fire.

Lambo's a dumbass for laying a hand on a woman but the perception is now out there that Mrs. Lambo has an extensive collection of sunglasses and make up to hide all the bruising. That may be true and Lambo's the biggest wife beater in the state but the media will rush to judgement paint Lambo that way before the facts come out in a courtroom.

Victory and Ruins: The Sequel

Mediocrity and Domestic Violence: The Lambright Story

chrisvashon

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

If you look at somebody wrong that is 4thdegree assault and it's a slap on the wrist. He should have kicked the spoiled brat bitch in the head and bootstomped her till her eyes popped out her sockets. Once it hits the media it matters not the degree of assault...the perception is "assault" and that you're a woman beater. Shit you might as well finish the job, the public sees it that way anyway.

Hope Lambo form tackled and hate fucked his dried up wife in the discipline hole when he got out the pokey just for good measure. What a bitch for airing his dirty laundry.

So the mods are gonna let this stay up, huh? No cripple jokes but violent misogyny is a-ok.

I feel gross having read this thread. Jesus people, fucking get it in check.

Great football talk!