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Timeline for release of Oregon Sanctions
CFetters_Nacho_Lover
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7:30 AM - NCAA expected to make its announcement
7:31 AM - Softy and his doog followers either die from exploding heads over slap on the wrist (hi Kim!) or from excessive masturbation over USC-type sanctions (hi Kim!)
7:32 AM - Kim takes to Doogman and Twitter to gloat over his prediction coming true. "I told you it'd be somewhere between a slap on the wrist and USC-type sanctions" This phase of the timeline is not expected to end until 2043 (the year, not the time in military hours).
9:47 AM - Fleenor makes first post telling everyone what to expect. Quotes the following sources: my NCAA investigations guy, my best NCAA investigations guy, my cable guy, my internet guy, my Dish guy, my PAC 12 guy, my Oregon guy, my congress guy, my supreme court guy, my latte guy, my lemon party guys, my Butler Cabin guy, my oil change guy, my pizza delivery guy, my landscape guy.
3:58 PM - Fetters shows up at the Ballard Matador to take advantage of Happy Hour nachos.
4:07 PM - Ballard Matador bartender cuts off Fetters after he finishes 3rd nacho platter.
4:09 PM - Ballard Matador manager calls SPD because of unruly fat guy demanding more nachos.
4:10 PM - Fetters waddles out of the Matador towards Taco Bell where "they don't care how many nacho platters you order!"
7:31 AM - Softy and his doog followers either die from exploding heads over slap on the wrist (hi Kim!) or from excessive masturbation over USC-type sanctions (hi Kim!)
7:32 AM - Kim takes to Doogman and Twitter to gloat over his prediction coming true. "I told you it'd be somewhere between a slap on the wrist and USC-type sanctions" This phase of the timeline is not expected to end until 2043 (the year, not the time in military hours).
9:47 AM - Fleenor makes first post telling everyone what to expect. Quotes the following sources: my NCAA investigations guy, my best NCAA investigations guy, my cable guy, my internet guy, my Dish guy, my PAC 12 guy, my Oregon guy, my congress guy, my supreme court guy, my latte guy, my lemon party guys, my Butler Cabin guy, my oil change guy, my pizza delivery guy, my landscape guy.
3:58 PM - Fetters shows up at the Ballard Matador to take advantage of Happy Hour nachos.
4:07 PM - Ballard Matador bartender cuts off Fetters after he finishes 3rd nacho platter.
4:09 PM - Ballard Matador manager calls SPD because of unruly fat guy demanding more nachos.
4:10 PM - Fetters waddles out of the Matador towards Taco Bell where "they don't care how many nacho platters you order!"
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