I fucking hated the late games when I had season tickets and lived in Lewis county, but I love them now that I live in Idaho. All the kids’ soccer games, birthday parties, and all the other shit my wife plans are done by then. Here’s the formula:
1. Get the kids in bed 2. My wife falls asleep 3. I start watching the game about an hour late, skip the commercials, and watch the end live 4. Shitpoast about the Dwags win on www.hardcore husky.com 5. Profit
I fucking hated the late games when I had season tickets and lived in Lewis county, but I love them now that I live in Idaho. All the kids’ soccer games, birthday parties, and all the other shit my wife plans are done by then. Here’s the formula:
1. Get the kids in bed 2. My wife falls asleep 3. I start watching the game about an hour late, skip the commercials, and watch the end live 4. Shitpoast about the Dwags win on www.hardcore husky.com 5. Profit
This Saturday, kids in soccer means a game in south Seattle and then hightailing it to a game in Ferndale. I'll have to just watch YouTube highlights of MY Dwags taking on the Fightin' Tugs.
Two of my proudest moments as a father occurred when both of my kids (three years apart) tried playing soccer and each quit after one season because it was too damn boring.
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
You should light yourself of fire and fuck off.
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You are starting to get it. Keep going. Get an avatar you fucking savage.
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
You should light yourself of fire and fuck off.
Did I do that right?
You are starting to get it. Keep going. Get an avatar you fucking savage.
This works out perfect for me. After trash talking the Cal losers down here all week I can take an early morning flight, meet up with my homies ❄️, hopefully tailgate (looking for one), fight early Sunday home. Sets up nicely.
We? thought you were leaving. Should have known better than to get our hopes up that you'd actually carry through with your "later guys".
You should light yourself of fire and fuck off.
Did I do that right?
You are starting to get it. Keep going. Get an avatar you fucking savage.
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You should do some blow with calidoog not Damone. No hangover then!
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