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I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?)

YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?) 30 votes

Friend
0%
Chief
10%
YouKnowItSaracendirtysouwfdawg 3 votes
Pal
6%
DerekJohnsonBleachedAnusDawg 2 votes
Boss
16%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverwhlinderhaieYellowSnowcoronabruin 5 votes
Buddy (or bud)
10%
chuckLawrence_of_a_LabiaJoeEDangerously 3 votes
Bro (or bruh)
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TequillaCougzzLebamDawgdannarc1to392831weretakenbooker14 6 votes
Guy
6%
Williams3El_K 2 votes
Champ
6%
creepycougspuden 2 votes
Sport
10%
RoadDawg55Mad_Sonalumni94 3 votes
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
13%
dncPurpleThrobberpawzDoog_de_Jour 4 votes
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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    Boss
    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.
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    BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,518
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    Pal
    I think "pal" is always used sarcastically as a "fuck off" thing. If someone calls me Pal I am challenging them to a meet-up at 7/11 on Aurora.
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    chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,621
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    Buddy (or bud)
    Most of the time when someone says bud or buddy they are trying to establish a kind of dominance. Not always, but you know when it happens.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,064
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    JoeEDangerouslyJoeEDangerously Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,148
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    Buddy (or bud)
    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


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    coronabruincoronabruin Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,478
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    Boss

    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.

    Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”

    Me: “Fuck off pal”
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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    Boss

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,064
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    Pal

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.

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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,064
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    Pal

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.

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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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    Boss

    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.

    Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”

    Me: “Fuck off pal”
    Mein J gets it!
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    El_KEl_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,100
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    Guy
    They are all shitty. But the winner is Guy for me and it isn’t even close. Calling someone guy was big thing like in the 90’s and possibly to this day and to me it was a big fuck you by whomever said it.

    Like, “hey Guy”. Or “what’s going on guy.” One of my biggest pet peeves ever. It was a bigger pet peeve when the person calling you guy knew your name!

    My friends and I would talk about how we all hated it and we always prepared ourselves with a comeback with a few of the options above. Sport. Champ. Pal. Chief. Boss. Captain. Skipper. Mixed all those in when we were called guy.
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    1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,310
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    Bro (or bruh)
    My son says the "bruh" variant once every .81 seconds.
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    JoeEDangerouslyJoeEDangerously Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,148
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    edited August 2023
    Buddy (or bud)

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.
    Nice try. I found out the other day you’re older than me. I respect you here. Sounds like you found a loophole Boss.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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    Boss
    dnc said:

    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.

    But I say unto you @dnc , That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    dnc said:

    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.

    But I say unto you @dnc , That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
    Real talk none of these terms bother me in and of themselves. With a certain inflection or tone most of them can be annoying but I try not to expend too much energy worrying about what people call me. I save my angst for "bet" "sus" "bussin" and "send me".
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,064
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    El_K said:

    They are all shitty. But the winner is Guy for me and it isn’t even close. Calling someone guy was big thing like in the 90’s and possibly to this day and to me it was a big fuck you by whomever said it.

    Like, “hey Guy”. Or “what’s going on guy.” One of my biggest pet peeves ever. It was a bigger pet peeve when the person calling you guy knew your name!

    My friends and I would talk about how we all hated it and we always prepared ourselves with a comeback with a few of the options above. Sport. Champ. Pal. Chief. Boss. Captain. Skipper. Mixed all those in when we were called guy.

    If you'd call someone "guy" while walking the hallways of Woodinville High School in 1987, you'd likely have your ass handed to you.
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    Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,958
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    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,938
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    Boss

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


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    Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,958
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    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


    ISWYDT for Derek.

    “Mister” is pretty lame. You better be a kid in a 1950s sitcom if you’re gonna be throwing that term around…and it probably should have a lead in of “golly” or “geez”.
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