Welcome B10 friends!

HuskyJW

I would like to welcome you to the beautiful Pacific Northwest! When you come to Seattle in the next few years you will need a small travel guide, and we are here for you!

First off, you need to pregame at the Ram restaurant in University Village. There is a ribs and rickshaw special for $14.99. All you can eat ribs, and then a rickshaw ride to the stadium . Best deal in town!

Breakfast….. there is a local place here called Shari’s. Absolutely phenomenal.

You must visit the space needle and pike place market. You go down the pike place market and they actually throw salmon! I know you have never seen anything like it.

Best places to stay is anywhere on Aurora Ave. It’s a very up-and-coming area and can get some phenomenal deals on hotels and motels. The locals walking the streets are extremely friendly.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Pike Place is actually cool though.

TheHB

Some can’t-miss sights include:

- Fremont Troll
- Gum Wall
- Pioneer Square (chat with the locals)

PostGameOrangeSlices

TheHB said:

Some can’t-miss sights include:

- Fremont Troll
- Gum Wall
- Pioneer Square (chat with the locals)

Gorst for a weekend airbnb

dirtysouwfdawg

Glory hole at the enumclaw truck stop.

chuck

My msg to our guests,

Show up. Spend your money. Be polite and mostly quiet at Husky stadium. Gaze in wonderment at the mountains, if they're not engulfed in and obscured by an atmospheric river. Be sure to take a walk on the beach for perspective.

Then fuck off back to whatever rust belt shit hole you came from.

Yes, I had to edit this. Twice.

RTD

Take public transportation and make sure to get off on 3rd in downtown, so you can experience the wonders of Seattle. It’s a short walk to Pike Place Market.

AtomicDawg

RTD said:

Take public transportation and make sure to get off on 3rd in downtown, so you can experience the wonders of Seattle. It’s a short walk to Pike Place Market.

You will be amazed at the public transportation and delicious fruits at the market. Did you know they throw fish?

46XiJCAB

When you come to Oregon prepare to get your ass kicked in as you gaze into the beauty of the PNW.

WoolleyDoog

Please bring your teams that run the ball and only start white QBs who aren't mobile.

Purple_Pills

If Southern California has been subducted beneath the upper North American Plate and shat out of one of our many volcanoes fear not it’s just a part of the cycle of life.

RoadDawg55

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TheHB said:

Some can’t-miss sights include:

- Fremont Troll
- Gum Wall
- Pioneer Square (chat with the locals)

Gorst for a weekend airbnb

I stay in Gorst and take the ferry from Bremerton. It drops you off right by Husky Stadium which is across the street from Safeco Field.

RatherBeBrewing

Came here to recommend that our(?) new friends Ride the Ducks.

It appears that they, like the Pac, no longer exist. That’s unfortunate.

xbadger

I have to say that as a Wisconsin fan I am so happy you are with us. My best friend lives in Oregon and have spent so much time camping in the northwest. The Hoh rainforest is the most amazing place on earth I have seen with my own eyes a s I've gone to every continent except Antarctica. But again being a wisky fan fan and having lived in Wisconsin for 12 yrs I think I have pretty much seen Antarctica. Al's one of the hottest gals I've ever seen in my life was an undergrad at Washington. Still remember her 20 years later

So I didn't post to any of the other schools that joined us but I'm so so glad y'all are with us now. Y'all were always my favorite PAC-10 team

Now that said, I do have to say a few things.

1. There is only one UW. And that is the University of Wisconsin. We can maybe make a trophy game for the right to be UW, but the board of regents would need to approve and that is over my pay grade.

2. It I think we can both agree that the big ten has after 100 years definitively won the Rose Bowl. Washington Oregon UCLA and USC could go undefeated until the sun goes supernova, but the Big Ten still won in the same way Alabama has won the Iron Bowl. In general year 2045 Auburn can win by 60 points, but Alabama still won because they poisoned those trees.

Seriously I am so glad you are a big ten team now and can't wait to see the badgers pound you in person. By the way, you can go ahead and start hating Minnesota with the passion that burns of ten thousand suns.

FireFireCohen

xbadger said:

I have to say that as a Wisconsin fan I am so happy you are with us. My best friend lives in Oregon and have spent so much time camping in the northwest. The Hoh rainforest is the most amazing place on earth I have seen with my own eyes a s I've gone to every continent except Antarctica. But again being a wisky fan fan and having lived in Wisconsin for 12 yrs I think I have pretty much seen Antarctica. Al's one of the hottest gals I've ever seen in my life was an undergrad at Washington. Still remember her 20 years later

So I didn't post to any of the other schools that joined us but I'm so so glad y'all are with us now. Y'all were always my favorite PAC-10 team

Now that said, I do have to say a few things.

1. There is only one UW. And that is the University of Wisconsin. We can maybe make a trophy game for the right to be UW, but the board of regents would need to approve and that is over my pay grade.

2. It I think we can both agree that the big ten has after 100 years definitively won the Rose Bowl. Washington Oregon UCLA and USC could go undefeated until the sun goes supernova, but the Big Ten still won in the same way Alabama has won the Iron Bowl. In general year 2045 Auburn can win by 60 points, but Alabama still won because they poisoned those trees.

Seriously I am so glad you are a big ten team now and can't wait to see the badgers pound you in person. By the way, you can go ahead and start hating Minnesota with the passion that burns of ten thousand suns.

@xbadger you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Bothell) in 2004. your parents moved east for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to buckys fifth quarter.

Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainful, cultureless mess of a northwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking badgers game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into badger history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent!

DerekJohnson

xbadger said:

I have to say that as a Wisconsin fan I am so happy you are with us. My best friend lives in Oregon and have spent so much time camping in the northwest. The Hoh rainforest is the most amazing place on earth I have seen with my own eyes a s I've gone to every continent except Antarctica. But again being a wisky fan fan and having lived in Wisconsin for 12 yrs I think I have pretty much seen Antarctica. Al's one of the hottest gals I've ever seen in my life was an undergrad at Washington. Still remember her 20 years later

So I didn't post to any of the other schools that joined us but I'm so so glad y'all are with us now. Y'all were always my favorite PAC-10 team

Now that said, I do have to say a few things.

1. There is only one UW. And that is the University of Wisconsin. We can maybe make a trophy game for the right to be UW, but the board of regents would need to approve and that is over my pay grade.

2. It I think we can both agree that the big ten has after 100 years definitively won the Rose Bowl. Washington Oregon UCLA and USC could go undefeated until the sun goes supernova, but the Big Ten still won in the same way Alabama has won the Iron Bowl. In general year 2045 Auburn can win by 60 points, but Alabama still won because they poisoned those trees.

Seriously I am so glad you are a big ten team now and can't wait to see the badgers pound you in person. By the way, you can go ahead and start hating Minnesota with the passion that burns of ten thousand suns.

Washington was winning Rose Bowls while you were still shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a Midwest state.

FireFireCohen

DerekJohnson said:

xbadger said:

I have to say that as a Wisconsin fan I am so happy you are with us. My best friend lives in Oregon and have spent so much time camping in the northwest. The Hoh rainforest is the most amazing place on earth I have seen with my own eyes a s I've gone to every continent except Antarctica. But again being a wisky fan fan and having lived in Wisconsin for 12 yrs I think I have pretty much seen Antarctica. Al's one of the hottest gals I've ever seen in my life was an undergrad at Washington. Still remember her 20 years later

So I didn't post to any of the other schools that joined us but I'm so so glad y'all are with us now. Y'all were always my favorite PAC-10 team

Now that said, I do have to say a few things.

1. There is only one UW. And that is the University of Wisconsin. We can maybe make a trophy game for the right to be UW, but the board of regents would need to approve and that is over my pay grade.

2. It I think we can both agree that the big ten has after 100 years definitively won the Rose Bowl. Washington Oregon UCLA and USC could go undefeated until the sun goes supernova, but the Big Ten still won in the same way Alabama has won the Iron Bowl. In general year 2045 Auburn can win by 60 points, but Alabama still won because they poisoned those trees.

Seriously I am so glad you are a big ten team now and can't wait to see the badgers pound you in person. By the way, you can go ahead and start hating Minnesota with the passion that burns of ten thousand suns.

Washington was winning Rose Bowls while you were still shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a Midwest state.

Stop plagiarizing my plagiarism of other people’s shit, fucko!

xbadger

Well I certainly hope you have a gorgeous day too. You got it all wrong though. I'm from North Carolina originally went to undergrad at UNCG. That was my undergrad. I grew up a South Carolina fan and an Arkansas fan bc of my grandparents. I'm not really sure where you got 2004. I graduated high school in 1997 from TC Roberson. 2001 from UNCG. Obviously North Carolina Greensboro didn't have a football team so when I got my doctorate from Wisconsin in 2010 I spent years there and yea became a fan. Heck it's my alma mater although when UNCG and Wisconsin played one another in basketball I did cheer for the Spartans. I don't know what you meant about following my family east for greener pastures, I was born east. And he lives in North Carolina and I live in Florida because that's where I got my job. I'm really not sure what you mean from sucking my mom's tit. She died of breast cancer 12 years ago. So I'm not sure if you have me confused with someone else. Regardless though. The Washington huskies have always been my favorite pacific conference team.

Regardless though I really do wish you the best and sorry how I offended you

CuntWaffle

xbadger said:

Well I certainly hope you have a gorgeous day too. You got it all wrong though. I'm from North Carolina originally went to undergrad at UNCG. That was my undergrad. I grew up a South Carolina fan and an Arkansas fan bc of my grandparents. I'm not really sure where you got 2004. I graduated high school in 1997 from TC Roberson. 2001 from UNCG. Obviously North Carolina Greensboro didn't have a football team so when I got my doctorate from Wisconsin in 2010 I spent years there and yea became a fan. Heck it's my alma mater although when UNCG and Wisconsin played one another in basketball I did cheer for the Spartans. I don't know what you meant about following my family east for greener pastures, I was born east. And he lives in North Carolina and I live in Florida because that's where I got my job. I'm really not sure what you mean from sucking my mom's tit. She died of breast cancer 12 years ago. So I'm not sure if you have me confused with someone else. Regardless though. The Washington huskies have always been my favorite pacific conference team.

Regardless though I really do wish you the best and sorry how I offended you

TLDR

EwaDawg

xbadger said:

Well I certainly hope you have a gorgeous day too. You got it all wrong though. I'm from North Carolina originally went to undergrad at UNCG. That was my undergrad. I grew up a South Carolina fan and an Arkansas fan bc of my grandparents. I'm not really sure where you got 2004. I graduated high school in 1997 from TC Roberson. 2001 from UNCG. Obviously North Carolina Greensboro didn't have a football team so when I got my doctorate from Wisconsin in 2010 I spent years there and yea became a fan. Heck it's my alma mater although when UNCG and Wisconsin played one another in basketball I did cheer for the Spartans. I don't know what you meant about following my family east for greener pastures, I was born east. And he lives in North Carolina and I live in Florida because that's where I got my job. I'm really not sure what you mean from sucking my mom's tit. She died of breast cancer 12 years ago. So I'm not sure if you have me confused with someone else. Regardless though. The Washington huskies have always been my favorite pacific conference team.

Regardless though I really do wish you the best and sorry how I offended you

PM IrishDawg22, stat.

CuntWaffle

EwaDawg said:

xbadger said:

Well I certainly hope you have a gorgeous day too. You got it all wrong though. I'm from North Carolina originally went to undergrad at UNCG. That was my undergrad. I grew up a South Carolina fan and an Arkansas fan bc of my grandparents. I'm not really sure where you got 2004. I graduated high school in 1997 from TC Roberson. 2001 from UNCG. Obviously North Carolina Greensboro didn't have a football team so when I got my doctorate from Wisconsin in 2010 I spent years there and yea became a fan. Heck it's my alma mater although when UNCG and Wisconsin played one another in basketball I did cheer for the Spartans. I don't know what you meant about following my family east for greener pastures, I was born east. And he lives in North Carolina and I live in Florida because that's where I got my job. I'm really not sure what you mean from sucking my mom's tit. She died of breast cancer 12 years ago. So I'm not sure if you have me confused with someone else. Regardless though. The Washington huskies have always been my favorite pacific conference team.

Regardless though I really do wish you the best and sorry how I offended you

PM IrishDawg22, stat.

No point. I’ve seen this play out thousands of times. This Boodger will become HH meme machine. He’s already written a couple solid copypastas. These types fizzle out in days/weeks and go *poof*