Saw this guy at The Opening

RaccoonHarry

Told me he was a big shot but didn't catch the name. Anybody know him?

MikeDamone

1. Jesus that's a fat fuck
2. What's the opening?
3. Why were you there?
4. Fat people hate warm weather
5. Fucking gay ass hat

Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!

fivehundredmileDAWG

Is that the Fabulous Sports Babe!!???????!!???

whatshouldicareabout

I bet you every name on that roster he's holding is Damorea'ea Stringfellow

CuntWaffle

I bet he blames it on a thyroid condition and not the Dicks cheeseburgers he keeps in his back pockets.

MikeDamone

He's breathing through his mouth.

Weebols wobble but they don't fall down.

CuntWaffle

Is he wearing a bed sheet?

AZDuck

"The Opening" is a way for Oregon to get Nike to subsidize kids from Texas and the southeast to take unofficial trips. It is also a NAMBLA convention for TBS afficionados.

Raccoon Harry is a teen boy stocker and a child sex criminal. He also moonlights as the Hamburglar.

RaccoonHarry

It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.

CuntWaffle

RaccoonHarry said:

It's a pretty cool event and the (free) price was right. Best 162 high school players in the country. In addition to the top high school talent I saw Ngata, Suh, James (LaMichael), and the Honey Badger just hanging out. More spectators wearing Bama than any other school. Them folks loves their football. But seeing F3 was the best. I resisted the urge to ask for an autograph.

Should have gotten him to sign a plate of Nachos.

dhdawg

craves it and brb jo

CuntWaffle

This picture makes me angry, laugh, and climax all at once.

fivehundredmileDAWG

CuntWaffle said:

This picture makes me angry, laugh, and climax all at once.

ABUNDANCE

chrisvashon

Shit. Classics. Board. Belongs.

GrundleStiltzkin

I've seen this movie

PurpleJ

MikeDamone said:

Had to resize his fat ass to fit on the page !!1!1!

We're just lucky he fits in portrait mode...

P.S. What kind of soccer fan is pushing 500? Aren't soccer players supposed to be in shape?

BayDawg

75k for the hat. Or that could be 150K. Tough call. And, I didn't know tents came in white.

Does he not own a fucking mirror?

Tequilla

Ditch the hat and you look normal ...

Put the hat on and you need to contribute $75k to the jar ...

Boobs_Or_Harv

CuntWaffle said:

Is he wearing a bed sheet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA

CaptainPJ

Please tell me this is a whoosh.

That "thing" is F3 from fagman? He dressed like that?

He is actually THAT fat?

UW allows that thing a press pass?

Fahk me

dnc

Fetters isn't even in the top two biggest (lol!) douchebags on staff over there anymore.

Chew on that nacho.