Worst Hardcore Husky Poster of all-time

TomRinaldisPiano

This is not your granddaddy's GOAT. Hardcore Husky's Turd of Turds. Worthless, Feckless, the most awful takes.

Spam. Creepy shit. Unaware. Forced to choose, a poster you'd have to think twice about sharing a beer with for an hour or sitting under Fetters fumunda....The worst of the worst.

Inquiring minds want to know...

Baseman

46

Easy choice. Do better Tom!

chuck

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

GrundleStiltzkin

haie

46

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

DJDuck was entertaining. The rest of those quooks, not so much.

Canadawg

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

Our worst posters are so much worse than Maryland's worst posters!

RaceBannon

Needs more @TopicalChica and @Sandra6

RaceBannon

Did Hondo ever post on the football board? He's a tug legend but not in a good way

dnc

46

Why do you hate @OZONE

dnc

46

dnc said:

Why do you hate @OZONE

Why do I hate @Mosster47?

coronabruin

Honda(Hondo)

I enjoy watching the ducks struggle. Hondo not so much.

Write in @IMALOSER_

chuck

RaceBannon said:

Did Hondo ever post on the football board? He's a tug legend but not in a good way

I still don't know that poster. Pretty sure he's never posted on the football board.

dnc

46

chuck said:

RaceBannon said:

Did Hondo ever post on the football board? He's a tug legend but not in a good way

I still don't know that poster. Pretty sure he's never posted on the football board.

He didn't go by Hondo here, I forget what his handle was here. Hondo followed him from somewhere else I think.







Thanks to the new search function I found it, he was @2001400ex here.

RaceBannon

dnc said:

chuck said:

RaceBannon said:

Did Hondo ever post on the football board? He's a tug legend but not in a good way

I still don't know that poster. Pretty sure he's never posted on the football board.

He didn't go by Hondo here, I forget what his handle was here. Hondo followed him from somewhere else I think.







Thanks to the new search function I found it, he was @2001400ex here.

Exactly. Hondo

dflea

dnc said:

chuck said:

RaceBannon said:

Did Hondo ever post on the football board? He's a tug legend but not in a good way

I still don't know that poster. Pretty sure he's never posted on the football board.

He didn't go by Hondo here, I forget what his handle was here. Hondo followed him from somewhere else I think.







Thanks to the new search function I found it, he was @2001400ex here.

EwaDawg

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

LawDawg1

Can I self-nominate?

SECDAWG

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

Hurtful.

chuck

SECDAWG said:

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

Hurtful.

I know it isn't, or in all honesty I wouldn't have said it. You write like someone choking on a mouthful of thumbtacks would speak, and it's entertaining.

SECDAWG

chuck said:

SECDAWG said:

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

Hurtful.

I know it isn't, or in all honesty I wouldn't have said it. You write like someone choking on a mouthful of thumbtacks would speak, and it's entertaining.

Thanks?

I have a split personality. Maybe you haven’t seen my eloquent speaking side.

dirtysouwfdawg

SECDAWG said:

chuck said:

SECDAWG said:

chuck said:

Man that's the best list you could come up with?

Guess I can't complain. I can't think of many names.

DJduck
Sandra6
Longduckdong (or is it longdukdong? One of those)
Secdawg
Whatever handle harv came up with in his last appearance (spouted a bunch of unmemorable racist shit)

There are at least a dozen better choices than anyone in your list other than maybe spooge.

Hurtful.

I know it isn't, or in all honesty I wouldn't have said it. You write like someone choking on a mouthful of thumbtacks would speak, and it's entertaining.

Thanks?

I have a split personality. Maybe you haven’t seen my eloquent speaking side.

If we’re bashing mental health disorders then I’m out of here… again.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Spooge

LawDawg1 said:

Can I self-nominate?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Spooge

Even though I voted for @SpoogeDawg, I have @trublue and 46 in a tie for 2nd

46 for his bipolar posting. I’ll see him say something decent followed by spazzing the fuck out. It’s highly entertaining.

And @trublue has given us some gems but Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context.

And to anyone who voted for @trublue, all I have to say is Genius level comedy . . . Pretty funny, you of all people, calling ANYONE dumb.

BleachedAnusDawg

@TierbsHsotBoobs

TheHB

46

EwaDawg said:

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

I can't put Damone in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his interactions, especially going back to the doucheman.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about Husky football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like he got stuck in that character and dug a hole he couldn't come back from.

YellowSnow

TheHB said:

EwaDawg said:

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

I can't put Damone in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his interactions, especially going back to the doucheman.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about Husky football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like he got stuck in that character and dug a hole he couldn't come back from.

@MikeDamone is a founding father and in the HOF, ergo he can't be in this conversation.

But the anti-doog mind virus broke his brain.

seatownfunk

46

YellowSnow said:

TheHB said:

EwaDawg said:

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

I can't put Damone in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his interactions, especially going back to the doucheman.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about Husky football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like he got stuck in that character and dug a hole he couldn't come back from.

@MikeDamone is a founding father and in the HOF, ergo he can't be in this conversation.

But the anti-doog mind virus broke his brain.

IIRC, it was on HHB where he had the classic line, "Can't type going 90mph on I-5 while snorting lines off of a hooker's ass."

He never really recovered from having his daughter doxxed by "us" when she was in high school. He shared too much about her track meets and then shoved an incredible amount of sand up his vag as a result.

"So I'm at a bar."

coronabruin

Honda(Hondo)

BleachedAnusDawg said:

@TierbsHsotBoobs

I can't put sven in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his citrus, especially going back to the dawgboard.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about SEC football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like Trump fucked his mom in the ass and dug her out. Couldn’t cum back from that!

EwaDawg

YellowSnow said:

TheHB said:

EwaDawg said:

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

I can't put Damone in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his interactions, especially going back to the doucheman.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about Husky football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like he got stuck in that character and dug a hole he couldn't come back from.

@MikeDamone is a founding father and in the HOF, ergo he can't be in this conversation.

But the anti-doog mind virus broke his brain.

I think DaMoan thought he contributed more as a founding father than even Stalin thought he did. I was not around for the first year or so - so I will take Stalin's word for it over Damoan's frequent self-promoting claim.

Yes, there was a time when he was funny and contributed in significant ways but that was much closer to the beginning than to the end.

Maybe I just saw the drop off before most.

I do know I called him out years before most others did as his schtick had grown old and tired and rarely had any new wrinkles.

haie

46

3-4 the last 7.

You forgot the unofficial forfeit for the COVID season dodge.

LawDawg1

seatownfunk said:

YellowSnow said:

TheHB said:

EwaDawg said:

Invalid pole without Puppy (invalid) er uh DaMoan

I can't put Damone in that realm. Not even close. I always enjoyed his interactions, especially going back to the doucheman.com days. And if you saw through his schtick, you knew he cared deeply about Husky football. Not sure what happened over the past couple years, but it just seemed like he got stuck in that character and dug a hole he couldn't come back from.

@MikeDamone is a founding father and in the HOF, ergo he can't be in this conversation.

But the anti-doog mind virus broke his brain.

IIRC, it was on HHB where he had the classic line, "Can't type going 90mph on I-5 while snorting lines off of a hooker's ass."

He never really recovered from having his daughter doxxed by "us" when she was in high school. He shared too much about her track meets and then shoved an incredible amount of sand up his vag as a result.

"So I'm at a bar."

Pics?