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UWDoogpound Giving Kim a run for his money...

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    HuskyJWHuskyJW Guest, Member Posts: 14,188
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    You can't expect to run the ball with the grass as long as it is at ND Stadium.
    Meek said:

    I'm going to repeat myself for the 30th time so bear with me, but Sark's innovative offense couldn't get the ball over the Notre Dame 1 yard line 14 plays in a row with Chris Polk and Jake Locker in the backfield.

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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,576
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    Notre Dame has mystique. Ironically, that's the name of the stripper that Sark fucked the night before the game.
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Not to mention the parallax
    HuskyJW said:

    You can't expect to run the ball with the grass as long as it is at ND Stadium.

    Meek said:

    I'm going to repeat myself for the 30th time so bear with me, but Sark's innovative offense couldn't get the ball over the Notre Dame 1 yard line 14 plays in a row with Chris Polk and Jake Locker in the backfield.

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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    What amazes me is how so many of the idiots that have watched Sark for 5 years and those in the national media haven't figured out the myth that is SC.

    Does SC have talent? Absolutely. But they've also had talent the last 2 years under Kiffie and I'm not convinced that Kiffie is that much better/worse off than Sark. I'm still trying to figure out why Saban wanted anything to do with Kiffie ... but that's a whole different topic.

    SC's biggest problem through their "probation" hasn't been that they've lacked talent ... it's that they've lacked depth.

    The biggest thing that a "big school" can do is that they can line up 1-85 on their roster and just constantly rotate players in/out of the game because often the drop off from the starters to backups isn't THAT noticeable. Take that to how a mediocre .500 team looks (say the 2009 Huskies) where you might have some solid front line players but there was a massive drop once injuries or fatigue hit.

    SC hasn't had that depth the last few years and they certainly aren't going to have much more this year. On top of that, if you look at the class that Sark signed in his first class, he basically picked the low hanging fruit that he was establishing as the UW class and convinced them to go to SC so that he could get early momentum and that all important free pub.

    And as for UCLA, last I checked they abused SC last season 35-14 and beat them the year before that 38-28. Sark hasn't beat Mora yet either. So until Sark/SC can figure out how to beat UCLA, the kings of LA at the moment is UCLA.
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    DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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    A lot of people twisters are seriously underestimating the effects of UPTEMPO offense and BUBBLE SCREENS and LAWNMOWER DANCES!!!11!! LOL have you forgotten about owen twelve??!!

    That's what I thought.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    It's too bad owen biddle didn't wear the number 12.
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    GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    Meek said:

    I'm going to repeat myself for the 30th time so bear with me, but Sark's innovative offense couldn't get the ball over the Notre Dame 1 yard line 14 plays in a row with Chris Polk and Jake Locker in the backfield.

    lol

    that's right

    and doogs blamed the officiating, not the coaching staff that couldn't move the ball one fucking yard on eight (!) consecutive plays, despite an offense littered with NFL athletes.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,067
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    I often wonder who uses a bigger butt plug, Kim, or the faggots at ButtPound.
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    DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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    Swaye said:

    I often wonder who uses a bigger butt plug, Kim, or the faggots at ButtPound.

    Good question. Are you measuring size in terms of diameter or length? Or both? And if using diameter, would you just compare the final diameter, or the starting size as well? I assume the amount of taper varies significantly by model, so some plugs may start out relatively small, but end up being quite large.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    " I measure myself by height"

    - Ty Webb
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    DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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    Tequilla said:

    " I measure myself by height"

    - Ty Webb

    Ken Griswold is going to lose that contest every time.
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    dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
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    I think I had a drunk convo with someone who posts at the doogpound, it went along the lines lke this.

    Doog: "I like the Petersen hire but was excited to see what Sark was going to do next"

    Me: "Same as always, 5-4 in conference, probably gets 9 wins due to the shitty OOC schedule, and plays in a pointless bowel game".

    Doog: "You can't tell me he didn't improve every season though"

    Me: "He didn't though, 7-6 = 7-6 = 7-6. 5-4 = 5-4 =5-4 =5-4"

    Doog: "It doesn't matter, he isn't our coach anymore, we just need to win... and beat Oregon this year! Pete better get that done"

    Me: "Sark got royally butt fucked by Oregon every year, how come those standards only apply now?"

    Doog: "Yea but still"

    If you can't see that 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 than I can't help you
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    allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
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    dhdawg said:

    I think I had a drunk convo with someone who posts at the doogpound, it went along the lines lke this.

    Doog: "I like the Petersen hire but was excited to see what Sark was going to do next"

    Me: "Same as always, 5-4 in conference, probably gets 9 wins due to the shitty OOC schedule, and plays in a pointless bowel game".

    Doog: "You can't tell me he didn't improve every season though"

    Me: "He didn't though, 7-6 = 7-6 = 7-6. 5-4 = 5-4 =5-4 =5-4"

    Doog: "It doesn't matter, he isn't our coach anymore, we just need to win... and beat Oregon this year! Pete better get that done"

    Me: "Sark got royally butt fucked by Oregon every year, how come those standards only apply now?"

    Doog: "Yea but still"

    If you can't see that 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 than I can't help you
    He went 9-4 last year.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    dhdawg said:

    I think I had a drunk convo with someone who posts at the doogpound, it went along the lines lke this.

    Doog: "I like the Petersen hire but was excited to see what Sark was going to do next"

    Me: "Same as always, 5-4 in conference, probably gets 9 wins due to the shitty OOC schedule, and plays in a pointless bowel game".

    Doog: "You can't tell me he didn't improve every season though"

    Me: "He didn't though, 7-6 = 7-6 = 7-6. 5-4 = 5-4 =5-4 =5-4"

    Doog: "It doesn't matter, he isn't our coach anymore, we just need to win... and beat Oregon this year! Pete better get that done"

    Me: "Sark got royally butt fucked by Oregon every year, how come those standards only apply now?"

    Doog: "Yea but still"

    If you can't see that 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 than I can't help you
    He went 9-4 last year.
    I like to give Sark credit for winning the "We Care So Much About Hunger That We Can't Even Find a Sponsor" Fight Hunger Bowel win when Sark was busy recruiting for USC ... that's what I like to do.
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    HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
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    dhdawg said:

    I think I had a drunk convo with someone who posts at the doogpound, it went along the lines lke this.

    Doog: "I like the Petersen hire but was excited to see what Sark was going to do next"

    Me: "Same as always, 5-4 in conference, probably gets 9 wins due to the shitty OOC schedule, and plays in a pointless bowel game".

    Doog: "You can't tell me he didn't improve every season though"

    Me: "He didn't though, 7-6 = 7-6 = 7-6. 5-4 = 5-4 =5-4 =5-4"

    Doog: "It doesn't matter, he isn't our coach anymore, we just need to win... and beat Oregon this year! Pete better get that done"

    Me: "Sark got royally butt fucked by Oregon every year, how come those standards only apply now?"

    Doog: "Yea but still"

    If you can't see that 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 > 5-4 than I can't help you
    He went 8-4 last year.
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    Boobs_Or_HarvBoobs_Or_Harv Member Posts: 82
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    My first comment was deleted got a stern message. They are tired of the Sark argument and if I do it again I'll be gone. Very Doogman like.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    My first comment was deleted got a stern message. They are tired of the Sark argument and if I do it again I'll be gone. Very Doogman like.

    The only question I have is will you be posting 35 times a day and how long will it take you to get to 10k posts. You just can't quit this place Cockus.
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