The only real option is HH logo'd butt beads. Put one letter of a beloved HH acronym on each bead. WDWHA, BONEM, DIAFF, etc. Some of the poasters around here could probably take the entirety of ILTCHDJ, IWILTD, but that might be excessive for the average asshole around here.
Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
Keep the glasses rolling. Has there been a large mug? And I need a couple of good bumper stickers for my beer fridge and tailgate coolers. I'd pay additional money for a good shirt.
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If I last 30 seconds with that combo it would be a new personal best.