Are you ready for some futbol? US v. Deutschland open thread

AZDuck

all is hear is Spanish jibber-jabber

http://youtu.be/V04IBsz-9Wo

No comprende, it's a riddle

PurpleJ

AZDuck said:

all is hear is Spanish jibber-jabber

You're lucky. ESPN seems to employ complete fucktards to cover every sport. I'm switching to CBC.

AZDuck

It seems like our goalie kind of sucks. If the krauts could get some velocity on a shot-on-goal, I think they could score some.

PurpleJ

Both teams have really good goalies. Germany has several, in fact.

AZDuck

oh, that was a nice a chance as we're likely to get

AZDuck

I don't know shit about soccer

PurpleJ said:

Both teams have really good goalies. Germany has several, in fact.

AZDuck

nice screen set by the ref there

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Useless fact: 6/11 of Deutschland's starters are on Bayern Munich.

PurpleJ

Nil-nil at half. Tut tut cheerio mate

Fire_Marshall_Bill

US defense has been really good.

Kaepsknee

This just in... Michael Bradley sucks big Nigerian wads. He's not even the coaches kid, get him outta there!

Kaepsknee

Just don't lose by 4 or more goals.... That's all that matters.

RoadDawg55

Bob Ley just said cheering for a loss is sophistication. I've watched some of the World Cup and it can be fairly entertaining, but going crazy over a loss is pathetic and is everything that is wrong with soccer.

PurpleJ

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

MikeDamone

PurpleJ said:

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

PurpleJ

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

I forgot that Paul Allen owns the USSF. LOL!

MikeDamone

PurpleJ said:

MikeDamone said:

PurpleJ said:

I'm happy we got through, but we got our asses handed to us today. Should have been 4-0.

"we" lol

I forgot that Paul Allen owns the USSF. LOL!

You're on the team?

AtomicPiss

AZDuck said:

I was a little surprised this got pinned as well... but what the hell.

Also, because I'm at work, I can only watch this on Univision

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLL

It was pinned for the clever Hank Williams, Jr. reference but spelled as "futbol"

Gladstone

Ann Coulter writing for The Onion now?

halfbrainmanmolder

RoadDawg55 said:

Bob Ley just said cheering for a loss is sophistication. I've watched some of the World Cup and it can be fairly entertaining, but going crazy over a loss is pathetic and is everything that is wrong with soccer.

Really insightful comment indeed! The rest of the world should follow the way American games are played -- they should have sent all the losers of the first game back home to Siberia or whatever poor countries they came from and let everyone rest for one week to play the next game. Plus those face painting and flag waiving are so stupid, we americans only care about rivalries btw two cities or the colleges we graduated from. After all, most of us never care to live or travel to any other countries, there is really only one country that matters! Go USA! Sorry the wrong chant -- SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC!