Are you ready for some futbol? US v. Deutschland open thread

AZDuck

PurpleJ

Tie Germany! Nothing else matters!

Swaye

We are playing soccer today? Fuck. No Sports Bar for lunch.

AZDuck

It's a little damp in Recife

PurpleJ

Alexi Lalas is a blithering idiot. Jesus.

GrundleStiltzkin

I can't believe this shit gets pinned.

Off season fetal position.

AZDuck

I was a little surprised this got pinned as well... but what the hell.

Also, because I'm at work, I can only watch this on Univision

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLL

PurpleJ

I believe that we will tie! I believe that we will tie! I believe that we will tie!

PurpleJ

If this was a baseball game it would have been canceled.

#fagsport

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

If this was a baseball game it would have been canceled.

#fagsport

In defense of soccer, they play in floods and blizzards. Maybe it's less faggy ($150k) than baseball.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Did we lose yet?

AZDuck

wow, this is boring

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

wow, this is boring

In related news, I hear the rain in Recife is really wet.

AZDuck

Hey, we're on Germany's side of the field

AZDuck

That lasted all of 2 seconds

AZDuck

Howedes with an early yellow card

PurpleJ

USA starting to play now. Can't afford many fuckups today.

GrundleStiltzkin

AZDuck said:

Hey, we're on Germany's side of the Rhine

AZDuck

Holy shit the goalie was fucked there, thank god someone else was playing defense

AZDuck

Gonzalez is fucking awesome

PurpleJ

Love the dumbass ESPN announcer who doesn't understand that the ref was playing advantage. "The ref missed that one" - no dumbfuck, the ref said play on because Germany still had the ball