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Bud light has a new mascot

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,551 Standard Supporter
    Spoke with my lesbian accountant in an unnamed mountain state today. Total flannel wearing dyke.

    Lifelong Bud drinker.

    She’s out. Switching brands.

    The real gays and lesbos are not down with this nonsense.

  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    Spoke with my lesbian accountant in an unnamed mountain state today. Total flannel wearing dyke.

    Lifelong Bud drinker.

    She’s out. Switching brands.

    The real gays and lesbos are not down with this nonsense.

    Gays Against Groomers has cut ties with the TQIA+ crowd. Back to their LGB community roots before the interlopers took over the movement.
  • SwisherSweetboySwisherSweetboy Member Posts: 584 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2023
    46XiJCAB said:

    Gays Against Groomers has cut ties with the TQIA+ crowd. Back to their LGB community roots before the interlopers took over the movement.

    I love it. When the useful idiots have that "lightbulb over the head" moment that they've been used by the Marxists...

  • SECDAWGSECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    edited April 2023
    Dilly Dilly…


  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,551 Standard Supporter

    46XiJCAB said:

    Gays Against Groomers has cut ties with the TQIA+ crowd. Back to their LGB community roots before the interlopers took over the movement.

    I love it. When the useful idiots have that "lightbulb over the head" moment that they've been used by the Marxists...

    @MelloDawgFS will never lightbulb.

  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    Reaching out to new Bud Light drinkers. Geezus.

    https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/04/04/head-of-bud-light-marketing-definitely-not-a-wassup-bayou-frog-type-n541554

    You just know she does that at the office describing her “vision.” And she has a pretty big office, judging by her job title.

    In June, Alissa Heinerscheid became the first woman to lead Bud Light in the brand’s 40-year history. And she has wasted no time getting to work. Heinerscheid, 38, oversaw a creative agency review that led to the late August hiring of Anomaly, which is taking over from Wieden+Kennedy, signaling big marketing changes ahead for the nation’s largest beer brand.

    I wonder if they had any clue what “big marketing changes” translated to in terms of what they’ve gotten so far?

    …Heinerscheid describes her return to lead Bud Light as a “homecoming,” adding,

    “It’s an incredibly iconic brand. I feel such humility and passion for the fact that this precious crown jewel of a brand has been placed under my stewardship.”

    As for what’s next: “Our No. 1 job on Bud Light is to grow meaning and relevance with new drinkers—that is how we transform and really preserve this brand for the next 40 years.”

    Ah. There’s the focus word – NEW drinkers.

    I have to give it to her. Heinerscheid sure went after a different market – one might say a “niche” market – but I’m not so sure how that’s going to work out for Budweiser, or Anheuser Busch in general.

    She’s worked for them for 8 years and even had a part overseeing the Game of Thrones “Dilly Dilly” Super Bowl campaign. I’d have to guess that, considering what’s happened since her assumption of the head seat, that manly action genre isn’t her sort of thing.

    That would certainly reinforce her educational stereotype, as well. I mean, it’s hard to get more woke…

    https://hotair.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/BudLight-713x730.jpg
    …than that. I do not believe anyone matriculating at those institutions routinely meets in the parking lot after class to share a six-pack of cold Buds.

    I’ll take a stab and boldly assert that she, for all the demonstrative, sincere gesturing, does not “speaka da lingo” of the working class, however much she may have clinically studied them.

    This is reflected in the ads and the consequent, pretty ferocious blow-back. Not just from dirty, hairy, flannel-clad rough necks, either.

    Women are pissed and far beyond the numbers of Bud Light-drinking women at that (Cuz, let’s be honest – what are there, like, 3?). A little tinge of controversial free publicity is always considered a plus, but I don’t think this is necessarily what they had in mind.

    For example: If #BudLightHatesWomen is trending, that is not a good thing. As it was for the better part of the entire day yesterday.

    YOICKS


    AB announced the Marketing VP is on a leave of absence.

    SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,976 Standard Supporter

    Spoke with my lesbian accountant in an unnamed mountain state today. Total flannel wearing dyke.

    Lifelong Bud drinker.

    She’s out. Switching brands.

    The real gays and lesbos are not down with this nonsense.

    The T in LGBT is getting routinely excised from the acronym.

    Gay folks have nothing in common with these unserious trend-following attention-whores and their medieval butcher gender-affirming surgeons.
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    Spoke with my lesbian accountant in an unnamed mountain state today. Total flannel wearing dyke.

    Lifelong Bud drinker.

    She’s out. Switching brands.

    The real gays and lesbos are not down with this nonsense.

    The T in LGBT is getting routinely excised from the acronym.

    Gay folks have nothing in common with these unserious trend-following attention-whores and their medieval butcher gender-affirming surgeons.
    I see the t-shirt now. The rainbow letters LGB and a big foot kicking the TQIA+ down the road. Back to the roots baby!
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