Many thanks to Mrs Guadalupe Rosenbaum

DerekJohnson

She sent me an email with a business proposal. If I send her $1,000 USD she will send me back $50,000. We will be able to fund Hardcore Husky for several years!

I'll keep you guys posted.

PurpleBaze

Sounds like a good deal. It's a no-brainer.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Of the Coney Island Rosenbaum’s?

RaceBannon

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Of the Coney Island Rosenbaum’s?

The Nigerian Rosenbaums

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RaceBannon said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Of the Coney Island Rosenbaum’s?

The Nigerian Rosenbaums

Of the Abagdo Island Rosenbaum’s?

Joey

Derek you gotta be careful, people have been scammed for as little as 10.95 a month.

DerekJohnson

JoeEDangerously said:

Derek you gotta be careful, people have been scammed for as little as 10.95 a month.

NOW you tell me. I sent the money via PayPal. Waiting to hear back.

EsophagealFeces

Did you at least get pics for your money?

DerekJohnson

EsophagealFeces said:

Did you at least get pics for your money?

Affirmative. She's everything you'd expect a woman named Guadalupe Rosenbaum to look like.

chuck

The smoothest way is to just send them your bank account info and they'll take care of the rest.

HHBruh

I think that’s the Ukrainian Rosenbaum if that the Guadalupe that married Findster, def Ukraine

HHBruh

HuskyJW

chuck said:

The smoothest way is to just send them your bank account info and they'll take care of the rest.

This

Personally I just bought 4 Yeti coolers for $99 on Facebook Marketplace. Can’t believe nobody snatched those up beforehand

Fenderbender123

PurpleBaze said:

Sounds like a good deal. It's a no-brainer.

Derek, I have a degree in math, so I went ahead and crunched some numbers for you. Here's what I came up with:


$50,000
-$. 1,000
---------------------
$49,000

You stand to make $49,000 profit on this deal. Based on these calculations, I advise you to accept this deal.

MelloDawg

Spanish Jews are the new money of the mid 2020s

DerekJohnson

Fenderbender123 said:

PurpleBaze said:

Sounds like a good deal. It's a no-brainer.

Derek, I have a degree in math, so I went ahead and crunched some numbers for you. Here's what I came up with:


$50,000
-$. 1,000
---------------------
$49,000

You stand to make $49,000 profit on this deal. Based on these calculations, I advise you to accept this deal.

You forgot the PayPal fees

DerekJohnson

Still haven't heard back from her

pawz

DerekJohnson said:

Still haven't heard back from her

She_needs_more_tim

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Still haven't heard back from her

Be patient, Nigerian banks are in a completely different tim zone and often work irregular hours.

GrundleStiltzkin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

DerekJohnson said:

Still haven't heard back from her

Be patient, Nigerian banks are in a completely different tim zone and often work irregular hours.

Punctuality is literally colonialism.

RaceBannon

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

DerekJohnson said:

Still haven't heard back from her

Be patient, Nigerian banks are in a completely different tim zone and often work irregular hours.

Bank of America moved their headquarters there