Coug in the Washington State Legislature trying to force an arranged conference marriage....

gmo

https://www.kitsapsun.com/story/sports/college/2023/01/12/ncaa-football-conference-realignment-pac-12-big-10-huskies-cougars/69800766007/

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OreDawg

Thank god for Jay Inslee?

TheHB

Fuck that guy.

EsophagealFeces

Fuck that. They can agree to play every year, even if they aren’t in the same conference. This sounds like coogs trying to fuck UW by tying themselves to us legally.

PurpleBaze

First of all, fuck the cuogs.

Secondly, fuck Olympia with a rusty cheese grater.

If UW is going to LEAVE the conference, this should motivate them to do it soon.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

There is always a jerk in the woodpile.

BleachedAnusDawg

He's a nobody in the legislature. Same with the bill co-sponsors.

1to392831weretaken

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

Ice_Holmvik

That is gay as fuck and wreaks of desperation.

Tequilla

For those wondering what would get me to become indifferent about UW going forward …

Being tied to Wazzu and stuck in an inferior situation would be a big deal breaker

RaceBannon

haie

Tequilla said:

For those wondering what would get me to become indifferent about UW going forward …

Being tied to Wazzu and stuck in an inferior situation would be a big deal breaker

Yeah because a Big 12 that features TCU, Baylor, and Oklahoma State is going to be so much more interesting.

haie

EsophagealFeces said:

Fuck that. They can agree to play every year, even if they aren’t in the same conference. This sounds like coogs trying to fuck UW by tying themselves to us legally.

It will never happen.

DerekJohnson

1to392831weretaken said:

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

1to392831weretaken said:

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

DerekJohnson said:

1to392831weretaken said:

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.

Chindecent proposal

dannarc

More Punjabi women for us? we?

theknowledge

DerekJohnson said:

1to392831weretaken said:

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.

I'd have taken the deal. At that time, at that age, thats a huge chunk of change. What's two years?

Joey

He’s at least working a payout like Cal got from UCLA

PostGameOrangeSlices

dannarc said:

More Punjabi women for us? we?

me gusta

Swaye

theknowledge said:

DerekJohnson said:

1to392831weretaken said:

If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!

When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.

I'd have taken the deal. At that time, at that age, thats a huge chunk of change. What's two years?

I'd do it right now.