Dan Lanning inks lifetime contract with Oregon

HillsboroDuck

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnH0Kztsq1C/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Watch the video in the IG but here’s the finished product.

https://twitter.com/notruckstopspod/status/1611854454961364992?s=46&t=jUh15TvI1v9qprreDIQDOQ

HillsboroDuck

https://twitter.com/uwsquints/status/1611891028310786049?s=46&t=jUh15TvI1v9qprreDIQDOQ

GreenRiverGatorz

That's wildly offensive to countless countries, cultures, generations, sensibilities, etc.

HillsboroDuck

https://twitter.com/piegoduw/status/1611874506972495873?s=46&t=jUh15TvI1v9qprreDIQDOQ

GrundleStiltzkin

I had a very hard tim believing this wasn’t @RaceBannon handiwork. W,jw

Doogles

So the teardrop Bama represents killing them?

Someone else said it, but If I have Lanning's money, my tattoo is being done by someone a couple grand per hour.

This is terrible work by South Sac standards.

Edit: I had to do a deep dive, this guy is a semi famous dude with decent work EXCEPT for any tattoo he does with a human face, it's just off. He's consistently botching them, very inconsistent.

If Lanning struggles scouting out IG tattoo artists, I can only imagine gameday.

YellowSnow

If DeBoer is free of tattoos I’m giving him a life time contract.

TheHB

Did he get it in his armpit?

GrundleStiltzkin

TheHB said:

Did he get it in his armpit?

@89ute true??!?

bananasnblondes

It's apparently supposed to be his wife but it looks nothing like her.

and then the yellow ribbon? Is that supposed to be the trendy "support the troops(war)" ribbons from like 2003?

PurpleBaze

Christ!

https://twitter.com/CoachDanLanning/status/920237021230174208?s=20&t=SJXcOeEi29_q9JfPQSftqA

no_uh

This is a tattoo that someone who uses meth "recreationally" gets. This man has definitely found his true home in Eugene.

SECDAWG

Lanning did well as GA DC. Well, a Good cruiter, rah rah…all that shit(Defense runs through Kirby)….

First HC job. Got ass handed to him bigly first game. Hell, he knew it was coming.

He may turn out to be a good HC. Have to LIPO.

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

Christ!

https://twitter.com/CoachDanLanning/status/920237021230174208?s=20&t=SJXcOeEi29_q9JfPQSftqA

People that say “wifey” are cheesy AF.

bananasnblondes

PurpleBaze said:

Christ!

https://twitter.com/CoachDanLanning/status/920237021230174208?s=20&t=SJXcOeEi29_q9JfPQSftqA

Pup wants to know if her asshole is freshly plucked and washed for a tossed salad

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

If DeBoer is free of tattoos I’m giving him a life time contract.

Sounds like Athletic Director Yellow Snow runs a tight ship

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

If DeBoer is free of tattoos I’m giving him a life time contract.

Sounds like Athletic Director Yellow Snow runs a tight ship

I’d make a great fucking AD in the pre NIL era.

GrundleStiltzkin

SECDAWG said:

Lanning did well as GA DC. Well, a Good cruiter, rah rah…all that shit(Defense runs through Kirby)….

First HC job. Got ass handed to him bigly first game. Hell, he knew it was coming.

He may turn out to be a good HC. Have to LIPO.

@DerekJohnson, Is @SECDAWG the type of poster you had in mind? If so, it's not working.

PurpleBaze

GRUNDLE STOp?

Or not.

EWIBI

WoolleyDoog

How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.

SECDAWG

WoolleyDoog said:

How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.

Granted, he’s douchy. And more since he left around these parts. And as I said, he got a lot of cred for that defense with GA last year but the D RUNS THROUGH KIRBY…they ain’t doing too bad now without Lanning…

He does seem past immature. Take coach at ND of about same age, seems a bit more grounded even for their age. Freeman. Only time will tell but this is not starting out too good for the Ducks and it’s embarrassing from whence he came.