Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
Are Outbacks really significantly better? If they got good gas mileage I'd get it, but they don't.
Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
I had no idea you’re poor. Or a greenie. Or abundance.
Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
I had no idea you’re poor. Or a greenie. Or abundance.
Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
Not funny Goddamnit! I bought my daughter a Subaru Forester for Graduation.
Will my grandkids have two moms?
Relax, my cousin drives a Subaru and she is getting married to a dude this year.
And for some reason Subarus are also the unofficial state car of Colorado.
Her last BF was from CO.....but not an OKG.
Obvious question, thus: Do gay folks love Subarus? Or does driving a Subaru make you gay?
I know that’s the stereotype. All the lesbians I know drive Audis or Jeeps. 🤷♀️
When I was last car shopping I did test drive a Subaru and didn’t have any sapphic urges afterwards. YMMV.
I was going to make a joke about upgrading to a Jeep being the big reveal, but I sat on it, realizing @Swaye's Jeep ownership history might confuse some people.
For the record, I'm certain that @Swaye likes girls, no matter what they drive.
If it weren’t for the gas mileage, I’d totally get a Jeep.
I had no idea you’re poor. Or a greenie. Or abundance.
I’m neither.
My main car is already a gas guzzler soooooo…
So that makes you a greenie. Otherwise you'd get all the gas guzzlers you want
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My main car is already a gas guzzler soooooo…
NIL, Baby.
One gay guy I knew from Kent drove a Maserati......
Into a Tree.
Did he lose his license?
Or his John Thomas.