World's Saddest Tailgate

WoolleyDoog

This has to be a Husky fan doing an Andy Kaufman-level long bit making fun of Duck fans, right? What kind of grown men eat hot dogs with just ketchup on them?

https://mobile.twitter.com/DuckZone503/status/1592358104620240896?cxt=HHwWgMDU0c3QmJksAAAA

YellowSnow

Scarftards gonna scarftard

chuck

From a frying pan.

I think it was catsup.

PurpleThrobber

chuck said:

From a frying pan.

I think it was catsup.

Ketchup

MikeDamone

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

WoolleyDoog

The dubs down thing is stupid enough but how clever this guy seems to think it is makes it 10 times worse. The only thing maybe worse than it is Husk The Fuskies, which I think even Cougs realized was lame.

Forget about hand signals and just win.

DerekJohnson

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

DerekJohnson

WoolleyDoog said:

The dubs down thing is stupid enough but how clever this guy seems to think it is makes it 10 times worse. The only thing maybe worse than it is Husk The Fuskies, which I think even Cougs realized was lame.

Forget about hand signals and just win.

But some of the stupid stuff I've seen on Hardcore Husky this week from UW posters shows we're no better

WoolleyDoog

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.

AtomicDawg

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Ted bundy was also a Ute. People forget that.

WoolleyDoog

AtomicDawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Ted bundy was also a Ute. People forget that.

This is so true.

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

WoolleyDoog said:

The dubs down thing is stupid enough but how clever this guy seems to think it is makes it 10 times worse. The only thing maybe worse than it is Husk The Fuskies, which I think even Cougs realized was lame.

Forget about hand signals and just win.

But some of the stupid stuff I've seen on Hardcore Husky this week from UW posters shows we're no better

Examples?

MikeDamone

WoolleyDoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.

I was first exposed to Huck the Fuskies at the 1982 Apple Cup. I was given a free painters type hat with it on it. I actually thought it was funny and displayed it in my room for a while. Anywhoooo…

MikeDamone

WoolleyDoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.

Wouldn’t have been the only player who did time to play for UW.

MikeDamone

WoolleyDoog said:

AtomicDawg said:

DerekJohnson said:

MikeDamone said:

The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.

Ted bundy was also a Ute. People forget that.

This is so true.

What they REALLY forget is he was also a UPS Logger.

YellowSnow

chuck said:

From a frying pan.

I think it was catsup.

@UW_Doog_Bot cooks hots dogs in a frying pan!

WoolleyDoog

YellowSnow said:

chuck said:

From a frying pan.

I think it was catsup.

@UW_Doog_Bot cooks hots dogs in a frying pan!

We cooking the dogs!!!! Double call out on the chips and salsa got me. Anytime you can highlight you have Tostinos in your mom's Tupperware in a lonely parking lot you just have to.

UW_Doog_Bot

YellowSnow said:

chuck said:

From a frying pan.

I think it was catsup.

@UW_Doog_Bot cooks hots dogs in a frying pan!

A griddle top, and they have bacon, which the griddle becomes a fryer when you have accumulated enough bacon grease.

If we are bashing deep frying things in bacon grease then I am out!

MikeDamone

From Gresham. Enough said on that.

YellowSnow

Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

WoolleyDoog

YellowSnow said:

Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.