Modern Oregon Coaches By Likability

WoolleyDoog

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

YellowSnow

Peak 2009- 12 Chip is still one of best college coaches of the past 20 years.

Satan
Urbs
Dabo
Carrol
Chip

HuskyJW

Lanning looks night and day different than he did at the beginning of the year. Kudos to him for entering that 30 day outpatient treatment

RaceBannon

Don James always had the utmost respect for Rich Brooks

That's not a good thing for Oregon

chuck

I hated Bellotti until he became a telecast analyst then I didn't mind him.

I hated Chip at Oregon because UW was so bad during his tenure that they shouldn't have played the games.

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

My capacity for hate directed at other teams and coaches has faded rapidly in the last couple of years for various reasons, some of which I haven't figured out yet.

PurpleBaze

chuck said:

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

dtd

Today I learned 18 years is quickly.

RaceBannon

@Ducksrule sighting

PurpleBaze

RaceBannon said:

@Ducksrule sighting

He's been lurking. Now, if we could get him to post.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

WoolleyDoog said:

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick after losing a Rose Bowl though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

WoolleyDoog said:

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick when he finally could though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dtd

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

RaceBannon

dtd said:

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

46XiJCAB

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

haie

46XiJCAB said:

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

greenblood

WoolleyDoog said:

Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
Least Likable

dannarc

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

haie

dannarc said:

I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.

dtd

RaceBannon said:

dtd said:

Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much

Beat the shit out of us? at Colorado too.

WoolleyDoog

PurpleBaze said:

chuck said:

I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

But, I digress.

Fair. I would also throw blame at Jen yet again for 2018. You have to find a way for the Pac-12 to not fuck you and give Oregon a bye before that game and you a road game in LA. But still fuck Petersen for playing for the field goal and for not playing Ulofoshio in 2019.

Also fuck the Pac-12 for scheduling Colorado the week before UW for Oregon three-straight seasons. There's no way that's not some sweetheart deal they're working out with them.

46XiJCAB

haie said:

46XiJCAB said:

I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

Great contribution.

I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.

Rent Free Bitch.

This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

EMBARRASSING.