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Modern Oregon Coaches By Likability

WoolleyDoog
WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,033 Founders Club
edited November 2022 in Hardcore Husky Board
Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

Most Likable
1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,214 Founders Club
    Peak 2009- 12 Chip is still one of best college coaches of the past 20 years.

    Satan
    Urbs
    Dabo
    Carrol
    Chip


  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,257
    Lanning looks night and day different than he did at the beginning of the year. Kudos to him for entering that 30 day outpatient treatment
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,229 Founders Club

    Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

    Most Likable
    1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
    2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
    3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick after losing a Rose Bowl though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
    4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
    5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
    6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
    7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
    Least Likable

  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,206 Standard Supporter

    Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

    Most Likable
    1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
    2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
    3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick when he finally could though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program.
    4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
    5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
    6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
    7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
    Least Likable

  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,206 Standard Supporter
    Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
    Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
    Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

    That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    46XiJCAB said:


    I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

    Great contribution.

    I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    Given it's "Hate Week" how would you rank the Oregon coaches by which ones you can or can't stand the most since college football was invented in 1994?

    Most Likable
    1. Taggart - Got the fuck out of Eugene at the first opportunity. The fact he even went 7-6 and hasn't been able to put up anything better since in equally easy situations is a testament to the mystery that is Oregon success.
    2. Helfrich - Can't think of a less of a personality for a head coach. He also delivered the 70-21 jubilation in Eugene.
    3. Brooks - Too young to remember this dude. Maybe he sucked. He got out of Eugene quick though which I commend and quickly found out that you can't be average and suck and reach great heights once you're out of the shroud of that program. He was there for 17 seasons LMAO!!
    4. Bellotti - The first I don't like. Never took another job too because he knew he would suck without Nike.
    5. Chipper - He's kind of got a thing with Husky fans like Libs have with George W now where in hindsight he doesn't seem so bad. Personally I kind of actually liked Chip's odd no bullshit persona and I don't think he ever preached hating Washington. I hate the temporary shitty hurry up bullshit he started though and he should have left earlier.
    6. Lanning - I'm shocked this guy is anything but roadkill as a head coach. Entire vibe is fake door to door solar panel salesman or Verizon booth at the mall legend.
    7. Crisco - Fuck this guy. Reignited an unnecessary hate for Washington and was just a giant doofus who is a joke of a coach outside of the Nike shroud. It's too bad Miami didn't actually play Washington in 91 because there'd assuredly be footage of Emptman trash compacting him.
    Least Likable

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    dannarc said:

    I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

    Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,206 Standard Supporter

    dtd said:

    Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
    Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

    That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much
    Beat the shit out of us? at Colorado too.
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,033 Founders Club

    chuck said:

    I hated Crisco because the UW program was at it's post 2001 peak and lost to him.

    Losing to him also had a lot to do with Petersen pissing away games. The losses in 2018 & 2019 were more than avoidable.

    I don't hate Meat as much as I hate Petersen.

    But, I digress.
    Fair. I would also throw blame at Jen yet again for 2018. You have to find a way for the Pac-12 to not fuck you and give Oregon a bye before that game and you a road game in LA. But still fuck Petersen for playing for the field goal and for not playing Ulofoshio in 2019.

    Also fuck the Pac-12 for scheduling Colorado the week before UW for Oregon three-straight seasons. There's no way that's not some sweetheart deal they're working out with them.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:


    I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

    Great contribution.

    I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.
    Rent Free Bitch.

    This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

    EMBARRASSING.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    dannarc said:

    I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

    Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
    LOL........Solid.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    dannarc said:

    I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

    Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
    LOL........Solid.
    Petersen loses 2/3 to MSU, Cal, and Oregon State.

    Stanford is a close win. Maybe.

    Story of the year is how he's too big of pussy to let Penix cook, outside of bubble screens to Giles Jackson.

    We don't do hypotheticals here, but that's probably how it plays out. He won 7/8 games half his years in power 5.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:


    I like all Husky HC, especially all of those involved in 12 consecutive losses to Oregon. Then those involved in 16 of 20 Oregon wins and counting. That's what I like.

    Great contribution.

    I'm sure you were one of the retard quooks whose head Neuheisel lived in for years.
    Rent Free Bitch.

    This from the halfwit that can’t stay off DR.

    EMBARRASSING.
    Why wouldn't I post on my board?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    dannarc said:

    I don't really mind any of them, it would have been nice to beat the Meat and his dumbass mustache sidekick

    Petersen is 5-4 at this point, with this roster.
    LOL........Solid.
    Petersen loses 2/3 to MSU, Cal, and Oregon State.

    Stanford is a close win. Maybe.

    Story of the year is how he's too big of pussy to let Penix cook, outside of bubble screens to Giles Jackson.

    We don't do hypotheticals here, but that's probably how it plays out. He won 7/8 games half his years in power 5.
    I agree with all that except Michigan State. Even careful Peterman throttles that shit bird team.
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,206 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2022
    Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

    Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

    Fuck off loser.
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,206 Standard Supporter
    haie said:

    dtd said:

    Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

    Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

    Fuck off loser.
    lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,664 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    haie said:

    dtd said:

    Propping up your coach by shitting on the only good one you've? had in 20 years is a new level of doog. No surprise considering the source. Peterman quit, we get it, he was supposed to lead a decade(s) long dynasty. This shit is hilarious tho.

    Season after winning the conference and having recruiting momentum, Petersen's 8th win was a bowl game against a mountain west team.

    Fuck off loser.
    lose a CFPO gayme and pop off
    You mean the year he lost to the only other good team in the conference at home that was coached by Clay Helton?

    If Deboer goes 2-1 and wins a mediocre bowl he'll have had an equal or better season than every Petersen season except the one mentioned above.
  • trublue
    trublue Member Posts: 3,042
    edited November 2022

    dtd said:

    Funny how the coaches who beat the everloving shit out of UW are at the bottom of the list.
    Hating Lanning already for telling some 18 year old to "go eat" seems like really weird angle to take, but okay.

    That must be why duck fans loved Rick so much
    Rick was amazing at talking his way into head coaching jobs, particularly Colorado.

    Rick was a stellar 2-1 against the Ducks, losing to Oregon in his Rose Bowl season.

    No game in 2001. Beat Oregon in 1999 and 2002. Fired after 2002 season.

    Slick hung around Washington as a volunteer high school coach while waiting to collect on his lawsuit against UW.

    “Slick Rick” with his law degree from USC.

    He took over good teams (Colorado and UW) and did well until he recruited his own players.

    The face of UW back during Rick’s time at UW. An AD from USC and a head coach from UCLA. What could possibly go wrong?

    Washington was trending down when he was fired.

    Oh wait, Washington won the mythical “Northwest Championship” in 2002.