LOL @ Bama

AZDuck

You know, if the SEC would just schedule 9 conference games like every other non-peckerwood, non-inbred conference they might not have this problem...

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/writer/jeremy-fowler/24575829/alabama-desperate-for-12th-game-in-2015-will-take-anybody

TTJ

Pool Boy is too big a pussy to get on the phone and negotiate a home-and-home with Bammer.

Which is why he should DIAFF.

PurpleJ

Everyone is scared to play them.

oregonblitzkrieg

I wish we would take them on.

AZDuck

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

oregonblitzkrieg

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

AZDuck

Fuck that, we're already playing Michigan State @ East Lansing next fall

Gladstone

Let's do it.

HuskyJW

They are so desperate they'll even take a home-and-home.....unbelievable

doogsinparadise

Ask for $5mil and a neutral site. They might just go for it.

oregonblitzkrieg

doogsinparadise said:

Ask for $5mil and a neutral site. They might just go for it.

Neutral sites to the SEC are 200 miles or less from their home cities. Oregon played LSU at the completely neutral Cowboy Stadium.

PostGameOrangeSlices

oregonblitzkrieg said:

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

Terrible fucking analogy, as usual.

A powerful empire like Rome should be able to take the fight to the road.

You know, that's kinda how they got a fucking empire in the first place.


Please die in a fire.

MikeDamone

Non-PecKKKerwoods?

oregonblitzkrieg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

Terrible fucking analogy, as usual.

A powerful empire like Rome should be able to take the fight to the road.

You know, that's kinda how they got a fucking empire in the first place.


Please die in a fire.

Hannibal, Rome's greatest opponent, disagrees. Now go build a pyre for yourself. The angry mob will light the flame.

PostGameOrangeSlices

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

Terrible fucking analogy, as usual.

A powerful empire like Rome should be able to take the fight to the road.

You know, that's kinda how they got a fucking empire in the first place.


Please die in a fire.

Hannibal, Rome's greatest opponent, disagrees.

Another terrible analogy. Rome eventually defeated Hannibal rather easily, and then went on to rape Carthage and sow the fields with salt.

Rome's greatest opponent was its own crippling corruption

whatshouldicareabout

You guys are idiots.

Lead was Rome's greatest opponent.

oregonblitzkrieg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

Terrible fucking analogy, as usual.

A powerful empire like Rome should be able to take the fight to the road.

You know, that's kinda how they got a fucking empire in the first place.


Please die in a fire.

Hannibal, Rome's greatest opponent, disagrees.

Another terrible analogy. Rome eventually defeated Hannibal rather easily, and then went on to rape Carthage and sow the fields with salt.

Rome's greatest opponent was its own crippling corruption

If you think they defeated Hannibal 34-17 you need to hit the history books again brah. Try a herd of motherfucking elephants over the Alps. That guy wasn't a pussy.

PostGameOrangeSlices

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

AZDuck said:

Part of the issue is that Bama wants their home game first. You know they will cancel the return trip. I actually respect Pool Boy and any other AD who would demand that they travel on the front end.

I say fuck the respect and we take our asses to Tuscaloosa regardless of whether they go to Eugene or not. If you fight Rome you go to Rome, you don't demand that they travel to Specka Onna Mappia.

Terrible fucking analogy, as usual.

A powerful empire like Rome should be able to take the fight to the road.

You know, that's kinda how they got a fucking empire in the first place.


Please die in a fire.

Hannibal, Rome's greatest opponent, disagrees.

Another terrible analogy. Rome eventually defeated Hannibal rather easily, and then went on to rape Carthage and sow the fields with salt.

Rome's greatest opponent was its own crippling corruption

If you think they defeated Hannibal 34-17 you need to hit the history books again brah. Try a herd of motherfucking elephants over the Alps. That guy wasn't a pussy.

He wasn't a pussy. He won some battles but lost the war. Most of his elephants froze to death in the alps.

Next.

AZDuck

Rome razed Carthage and sowed the land with salt. If that isn't winning rather easily, say, 34-17, I don't know what is.

Your eyes are as good as mine.

Dardanus

whatshouldicareabout said:

You guys are idiots.

Lead was Rome's greatest opponent.

Aqueduct superiority guy.

oregonblitzkrieg

AZDuck said:

Rome razed Carthage and sowed the land with salt. If that isn't winning rather easily, say, 34-17, I don't know what is.

Your eyes are as good as mine.

Winning rather easily, say 34-17 is Caesar setting foot over the Rubicon. You're only looking at the second half.

"Hannibal of Carthage was the most formidable and ingenious enemy that Rome ever faced. He was the driving force and mastermind behind the Second Punic War, which was a drawn out, disastrous, and nearly fatal struggle for Rome. Although at the time the war broke out, Rome was a very established power, and seemed to have the decided advantage, Hannibal's military genius, and propensity for brilliantly exploiting Rome's internal divisions and weaknesses nearly destroyed the city. Hannibal's brilliant military stratagems, as well as the missteps and defensive strategies of the Roman generals are still studied in military history today."