Morrel

RoadDawg55

He’s the guy to keep an eye on. DeBoer’s buddy. We gotta cut bait if this shit on defense continues. Long season tho and I’m still optimistic they will improve. The pass rush will cause problems for shitty teams.

The two plays that made me the most mad we’re Cook letting the big white WR, cut inside on him. Make DTR hit him down the sideline. There was no help inside on either play. Just stupid play from a 6th year senior.

Kingdome_Urinals

What’s the opposite of death row?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Kingdome_Urinals said:

What’s the opposite of death row?

Community service.

animate

Kingdome_Urinals said:

What’s the opposite of death row?

Participation medals.

DerekJohnson

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Kingdome_Urinals said:

What’s the opposite of death row?

Community service.

Community Service Defense! doesn't have the right ring to it

RaceBannon

ASU is looking at UW as a great chance for a rare win this year. They looked GOOD against USC even though they suck. Because we? suck too on D. It really will come down week to week as to how hard our Penix is.

Outscore them Anyway I like ASU in this one. at 3-2 DeBoer moves into the office and smashes the fancy coffee machine with a bat and changes to the Wishbone offense

MikeDamone

I thought this thread would be about delicious mushrooms

Tequilla

Lack of recruiting over the past 2-3 years has really thinned out defensive talent

There aren’t many war daddies defensively

DoogmanRefund

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Kingdome_Urinals said:

What’s the opposite of death row?

Community service.

Community service implies that you still broke a law in this context. Even that is too badass for this team. I think the opposite is like “most well behaved kid in special ed”.

haie

RaceBannon said:

ASU is looking at UW as a great chance for a rare win this year. They looked GOOD against USC even though they suck. Because we? suck too on D. It really will come down week to week as to how hard our Penix is.

Outscore them Anyway I like ASU in this one. at 3-2 DeBoer moves into the office and smashes the fancy coffee machine with a bat and changes to the Wishbone offense

They see SC every year. Can't remember the last time they got rolled by them.

I like our daWgs in this one.

bananasnblondes

Kinda wonder what our defense would look like if DeBoer has been able to get that Orlondo Steinauer guy. That was his first pick for d coordinator and it seemed like it was a sure thing until the last minute.

DoogmanRefund

bananasnblondes said:

Kinda wonder what our defense would look like if DeBoer has been able to get that Orlondo Steinauer guy. That was his first pick for d coordinator and it seemed like it was a sure thing until the last minute.

He got GM or president added to his current HC job. Tough to compete with his new almost 6 figure salary

WilburHooksHands

RaceBannon said:

ASU is looking at UW as a great chance for a rare win this year. They looked GOOD against USC even though they suck. Because we? suck too on D. It really will come down week to week as to how hard our Penix is.

Outscore them Anyway I like ASU in this one. at 3-2 DeBoer moves into the office and smashes the fancy coffee machine with a bat and changes to the Wishbone offense

no

bananasnblondes

Also related to defense, I totally forgot the Eddie Ulofoshio is still on this team. I have a feeling he'll come back 2/3 of the way through the season and only be able to play at 70%. Might be a better plan to let him medical redshirtvthis year

RaceBannon

WilburHooksHands said:

RaceBannon said:

ASU is looking at UW as a great chance for a rare win this year. They looked GOOD against USC even though they suck. Because we? suck too on D. It really will come down week to week as to how hard our Penix is.

Outscore them Anyway I like ASU in this one. at 3-2 DeBoer moves into the office and smashes the fancy coffee machine with a bat and changes to the Wishbone offense

no

disagree

LawDawg1

bananasnblondes said:

Also related to defense, I totally forgot the Eddie Ulofoshio is still on this team. I have a feeling he'll come back 2/3 of the way through the season and only be able to play at 70%. Might be a better plan to let him medical redshirtvthis year

I thought they did away with medical redshirts

Kingdome_Urinals

DerekJohnson said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Kingdome_Urinals said:

What’s the opposite of death row?

Community service.

Community Service Defense! doesn't have the right ring to it

I think Minimum Security defense is a good candidate.

LawDawg1

Conjugal visit defense

insinceredawg

bananasnblondes said:

Kinda wonder what our defense would look like if DeBoer has been able to get that Orlondo Steinauer guy. That was his first pick for d coordinator and it seemed like it was a sure thing until the last minute.

He should take another swing after this season if the defense doesn't improve.

insinceredawg

I do want to add that most of us here probably wanted Kwat out after his defense gave up 52 points to Eastern in Pete's first year. I'm not saying Morrell is Kwat, don't twist, but LIPO.

RaceBannon

RaceBannon said:

ASU is looking at UW as a great chance for a rare win this year. They looked GOOD against USC even though they suck. Because we? suck too on D. It really will come down week to week as to how hard our Penix is.

Outscore them Anyway I like ASU in this one. at 3-2 DeBoer moves into the office and smashes the fancy coffee machine with a bat and changes to the Wishbone offense

Bump

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