Meanwhile, in Sark land

PostGameOrangeSlices

Quite honestly, week 5 is time for player only meetings to clean some things up. They ran out of time at the end, and the score wasn't indicative of the effort on the field.

https://twitter.com/AnwarRichardson/status/1575524039522717698?s=20&t=pxGRhabPDnb9xT9zs-uxdw

Joey

Give it tim he needs to get his guysm into that meeting

YellowSnow

When will people learn?

DerekJohnson

Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia

whlinder

DerekJohnson said:

Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia

I’m losing track of the years… didn’t JT Daniels go to USC when Sark was the HC? Or maybe Sark recruited him and then he went under Helton?

Edit NVM I got off my lazy ass and googled. No. JT was all Clay.

MikeDamone

I miss tell the truth Tuesday.

SluggoRouteDawg

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

MikeDamone

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

CuntWaffle

Sark truly is the master at buying time with complete bullshit.

CuntWaffle

DerekJohnson said:

Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia

Sark will plunger West Virginia, it is the script. After a trip over his own dick loss he usually tries to make a statement by pink socking a way inferior team. Like the Oregon State game

chuck

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Vancouver district 4? Kinda the special ed district to be honest.

dtd

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Same thing happened on my babe ruth team, except we decided to bag it and go directly to the end of season pizza party at one of those papa's pizzas with the huge tube jungle playground thing.

chuck

dtd said:

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Same thing happened on my babe ruth team, except we decided to bag it and go directly to the end of season pizza party at one of those papa's pizzas with the huge tube jungle playground thing.

My Babe Ruth team was playing in our district all star tournament in Hermiston when i was 14. We were expected to win.

There was an arcade thing there with two full indoor water slides (we called them hydro tubes). Our coaches had banished us from going there under the the threat of benching or even removal due to kids being beat up, even cut, and generally worn out from it.

We dropped into the losers bracket on kind of an upset, and the coaches suggested we have a players only meeting that night. Our host parents got together and decided to have it at the waterside place. All but a couple of kids showed up. We didn't have a meeting at all, but one kid got a huge gash in the slide and had to get stitches.

They couldn't bench us all. We won another game to get into the finals then got ten runned by the Champs in the first game of the finals.

CSB

dtd

chuck said:

dtd said:

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Same thing happened on my babe ruth team, except we decided to bag it and go directly to the end of season pizza party at one of those papa's pizzas with the huge tube jungle playground thing.

My Babe Ruth team was playing in our district all star tournament in Hermiston when i was 14. We were expected to win.

There was an arcade thing there with two full indoor water slides (we called them hydro tubes). Our coaches had banished us from going there under the the threat of benching or even removal due to kids being beat up, even cut, and generally worn out from it.

We dropped into the losers bracket on kind of an upset, and the coaches suggested we have a players only meeting that night. Our host parents got together and decided to have it at the waterside place. All but a couple of kids showed up. We didn't have a meeting at all, but one kid got a huge gash in the slide and had to get stitches.

They couldn't bench us all. We won another game to get into the finals then got ten runned by the Champs in the first game of the finals.

CSB

Also I'm lying, it was my American League team.















National League team.




















tee-ball team.

MikeDamone

chuck said:

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Vancouver district 4? Kinda the special ed district to be honest.

No

MikeDamone

dtd said:

MikeDamone said:

SluggoRouteDawg said:

Anytime you can have players only meetings in September it’s special

I'll never forget in little league (majors) We had the best team by far. But we were fucking around and lost a couple games. We were having a sloppy practice. The coach (one of my dads) told us to go down the field and have a players meeting and decide if we wanted to be champions or not. If not we could just go home and have some ice cream and watch TV. Of course we decided we WANTED to be champs. Came back and won the whole fucking thing!

Bottom line, players only meetings WORK.

Same thing happened on my babe ruth team, except we decided to bag it and go directly to the end of season pizza party at one of those papa's pizzas with the huge tube jungle playground thing.

We didn't have papas pizza. Closest pizza wad Shakeys, 25 miles away. No go zone.

Winners win. We won.

creepycoug

You could feel the difference at practice the next day. Guys were flying’ around, etc. ….

CuntWaffle

creepycoug said:

You could feel the difference at practice the next day. Guys were flying’ around, etc. ….

The team was just letting it rip Sark told the press

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

CuntWaffle said:

DerekJohnson said:

Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia

Sark will plunger West Virginia, it is the script. After a trip over his own dick loss he usually tries to make a statement by pink socking a way inferior team. Like the Oregon State game

If he doesn’t win tomorrow, he’s looking at another 3 game losing streak with Oklahoma up next.

I think he wins tomorrow and then goes on a 3-4 game losing streak starting with Oklahoma.

rodmansrage

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

CuntWaffle said:

DerekJohnson said:

Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia

Sark will plunger West Virginia, it is the script. After a trip over his own dick loss he usually tries to make a statement by pink socking a way inferior team. Like the Oregon State game

If he doesn’t win tomorrow, he’s looking at another 3 game losing streak with Oklahoma up next.

I think he wins tomorrow and then goes on a 3-4 game losing streak starting with Oklahoma.

Sark should be more concerned about Kansas than Okie, Jayhawks got his number.

Pretty clear to me, Texas not back.

DerekJohnson

I played for many years with the Sammamish Bengals. We were 0-3 and going to play 3-0 Mercer Island.

It was a foggy Saturday morning. If you ever run into Dave Hoffmann, ask him what his favorite Derek Johnson story is. He will start laughing hard and then tell the story about me being a defensive tackle and the Mercer Island running back running through the line multiple times and disappearing into the fog. We lost 36-0. (All six extra points were either missed or blocked).

Anyway, how it relates to this thread. We had a hard-ass coach named Bob Hyde. He used to put us through Bataan Death Marches in fall practice and gave us thick, complicated playbooks even though we were in like the fourth or fifth grade We went one three-year stretch where we won 1 game.

As we headed into that Mercer Island game, we were in warm-ups. Coach Hyde gave us a fire-and-brimstone speech about how we needed to decide if we wanted the champions or chumps. Then we went to the sideline. Me and a couple others went into the nearby woods to piss, and we hit a bee or hornets nest and we got stung.

Then we went out and lost 36-0. LOL