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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    unfrozencaveman said:

    Fellas - if the non fightclub members knew what was actually going on here, there would be blood in the fucking streets. My beef is with the joke stealing, don't do it. Warned

    Is that a stolen joke?

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  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,389
    No prescriptions and cash in your wallet makes you top 1%.
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,594
    A friend of mine got in a cab in Tijuana. The cabbie didn't listen to where he wanted to go. He just drove him straight to a Whitehouse. When my friend argued with the cabbie that he didn't want to go to the whorehouse, the cabbie kicked him out and mugged him.

    Moral: don't ever turn down a free trip to the whorehouse
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    This thread is worthless without a review of the steaks at Adelita's.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    DeepSeaZ said:

    They do.

    MikeDamone said:

    Donkey show?

    Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.

    Got proof? That's what I thought.
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    I do but Derek wouldn't like it.
    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    They do.

    MikeDamone said:

    Donkey show?

    Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.

    Got proof? That's what I thought.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    DeepSeaZ said:

    I do but Derek wouldn't like it.

    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    They do.

    MikeDamone said:

    Donkey show?

    Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.

    Got proof? That's what I thought.
    PM it to me our your a fucking liar
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    I do but Derek wouldn't like it.

    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    They do.

    MikeDamone said:

    Donkey show?

    Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.

    Got proof? That's what I thought.
    PM it to me our your a fucking liar
    You want to see a man fuck a donkey?
    Here ya go youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?t=12m50s
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    doogsinparadise said:

    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    I do but Derek wouldn't like it.

    MikeDamone said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    They do.

    MikeDamone said:

    Donkey show?

    Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.

    Got proof? That's what I thought.
    PM it to me our your a fucking liar
    You want to see a man fuck a donkey?
    Here ya go youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?t=12m50s
    O/U how many hours until this link goes *poof* ?

    I always knew this site would link to a man fucking a donkey I just didn't think it would take so long.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited May 2014
    First go to the local Mexican police department and sign up to be an organ donor. Next, try to score some blow from a low level cartel member. They've got access to the best chit. Boast about how rich you got from your HH poasting career and how hot your wife is, and that you can't wait to get back to your hotel to fuck her. Talk about how much you appreciate spic culture. Make sure you use the word spic. In some parts being called a 'latino' is an insult. If the drug dealer appears to be friendly and invites you to take a tour of the countryside, embark immediately and trust him implicitly. Those essays accompanying him are only there for your protection. They're good guys. Lots of kidnappings in the area. Doesn't hurt to be safe. Agree to take possession of a large briefcase they give you that may or may not be inspected at various checkpoints. Know that the blindfold they just put on you is to block out the hot Mexican sun. Enjoy your fucking trip.
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