Fellas - if the non fightclub members knew what was actually going on here, there would be blood in the fucking streets. My beef is with the joke stealing, don't do it. Warned
Fellas - if the non fightclub members knew what was actually going on here, there would be blood in the fucking streets. My beef is with the joke stealing, don't do it. Warned
A friend of mine got in a cab in Tijuana. The cabbie didn't listen to where he wanted to go. He just drove him straight to a Whitehouse. When my friend argued with the cabbie that he didn't want to go to the whorehouse, the cabbie kicked him out and mugged him.
Moral: don't ever turn down a free trip to the whorehouse
First go to the local Mexican police department and sign up to be an organ donor. Next, try to score some blow from a low level cartel member. They've got access to the best chit. Boast about how rich you got from your HH poasting career and how hot your wife is, and that you can't wait to get back to your hotel to fuck her. Talk about how much you appreciate spic culture. Make sure you use the word spic. In some parts being called a 'latino' is an insult. If the drug dealer appears to be friendly and invites you to take a tour of the countryside, embark immediately and trust him implicitly. Those essays accompanying him are only there for your protection. They're good guys. Lots of kidnappings in the area. Doesn't hurt to be safe. Agree to take possession of a large briefcase they give you that may or may not be inspected at various checkpoints. Know that the blindfold they just put on you is to block out the hot Mexican sun. Enjoy your fucking trip.
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Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.
Also, huh?
Moral: don't ever turn down a free trip to the whorehouse
Here ya go youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?t=12m50s
I always knew this site would link to a man fucking a donkey I just didn't think it would take so long.