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Trump spiritual advisor on Jesus

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Televangelist Paula White made the comments to the Christian Broadcasting Network when asked about what biblical scriptures came to mind as she visited a migrant detention center in Bristow, Virginia.

"I think so many people have taken biblical scriptures out of context on this, to say stuff like, 'Well, Jesus was a refugee,'" White told the news outlet in an interview published Monday. "And yes, he did live in Egypt for three and a half years. But it was not illegal. If he had broke the law, then he would have been sinful and he would not have been our Messiah."


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/07/11/trump-faith-adviser-messiah-wouldnt-immigrate-illegally/777570002/
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  • dncdnc Posts: 34,899
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    People like Paula White forget that Jesus emigrated to Egypt because they were breaking the law in Bethlehem that every baby boy had to be killed.

    People like Paula White forget that.
    MikeDamoneGrundleStiltzkinSoutherndawgSquirt
  • dncdnc Posts: 34,899
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    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).
    GrundleStiltzkinYellowSnowSoutherndawgSquirt
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 8,234
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    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    SwayedncGrandpaSankey
  • SwayeSwaye Posts: 23,282
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    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.
    Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!
    I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.
    dncPitchfork51SledogSoutherndawg
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Posts: 10,178
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    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Preachers are some of the biggest horndogs on the planet.

    Slightly behind preachers' daughters.

    SwayeSledogSoutherndawg
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Posts: 15,200
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    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
    MikeDamoneSquirt
  • dncdnc Posts: 34,899
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    2001400ex said:

    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    Jesus also broke the laws of physics.
    And biology
    GrundleStiltzkinSoutherndawgSquirt
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 8,234
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    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm always surprised that a preacher such as @dnc has sex with me so much.

    Don't believe the phony stories of "Indian" swaye and lightweight dnc. Dishonest people!
    If you try to misappropriate my culture, I will have no choice but to kill your messican kraut ass.
    Seldom has a poster been so misguided. Totally biased!
    I like you. Glad we took this time to shitpost together.
    Any time I'm up super early I know you're about to bring the shitposting.

    Plus I feel like I really just got a renewed crack up at Trump's unique tweeting style.



    SwayeUW_Doog_Bot
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Posts: 7,701
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    dnc said:

    This has been your sermon seekers news break

    Preech brother DNC, Preech!!


    SwayeSoutherndawgdnc
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Posts: 8,990
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    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.
    Southerndawg
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Posts: 1,368
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    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.
    YellowSnow
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Posts: 10,178
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    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


    UW_Doog_BotYellowSnowGrundleStiltzkin
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Posts: 7,701
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    dnc said:

    Seriously what a dumbass. Does she not realize how many laws Jesus broke. He could break the law because He IS the law, but the "if Jesus would have broken the law" line just reveals how clueless she is on Scripture.

    Also, pretty sure babies can't sin. Nobody ever said Mary and Joseph were sinless (well no Protestant anyway).

    We are all born with sin. Hth.


    Truth. Any one who has had kids knows they are of the devil.


    Fuck, that's nothing. I've seen way worse. Gotta get those little shits weened of the tittays as soon as possible to firm up the loads and end blowouts.
    UW_Doog_Bot
  • dncdnc Posts: 34,899
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    Jesus was a brown skinned socialist Jew illegal immigrant revolutionary zombie wizard.

    People forget that.

    Disagree.

    No socialist would have defended the Roman empire.
    Southerndawg
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