Turned the game off with 5 minutes to go in the 4th. Spirit fingers was right there to administer an immediate "Oh no we suck again" blow job. I'd like to thank her mouth for that because without it Winchester would have burned. Fuck you Boobs I don't have any pictures because I had hidden my phone in the 3rd for fear I…
I just scored 2 free tickets to the game. As soon as I got off the phone with my buddy, I charged to maximum doog in my living room.
#trexit or #truxit ?
https://twitter.com/nateclouse/status/792856932771999744 OMFG ITS A PATTERN https://twitter.com/jacobphillips_1/status/772861004057235457 https://twitter.com/saampsonniu/status/779531743539769344 SHUT THE FUCKING PROGRAM DOWN, ALREADY
Anyone notice his tackling today? Oh, never mind, he whiffed every time he tried. Poor angles, low awareness, and horrible form. He is like a triple threat of suck.
Moving my poast to the NFL bored was one of the lamest, limp-dicked things you've ever done.
Who's there? Arentcha. Arentcha who? Arentcha glad you didn't hire this guy? @BallSacked
Everyone is awfully confident we kill Beaver this week. What happens if we lose?
...make a triumphant return to record the Ducks slide into shit tier football for all time.