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2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread
Swaye
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The Hope that Builds up.
The Shining expectations
Alas, failure again.
The Shining expectations
Alas, failure again.
Comments
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We’re purged of Brownsocks
Time to whip out the big stick.
2019, let’s get Skinny.
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Fuck Jake Browning
He has a terrible noodle arm
I hate him -
Pete's balls in Boise
Browning's balls haven't yet dropped
Haiku about balls -
Pete is Bellotti
Until he proves otherwise
This is his ceiling -
We were Fucked
Until our savior Jacob Eason
Took place -
These are not technically gifted haikus.
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Well I stole mine from a white dude. What do you expect?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:These are not technically gifted haikus.
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Rose Bowl Champion
Cannot be crowned with shit play
Lather rinse repeat -
Mine at least followed the format of a Haiku, unlike most of these loosers'.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:These are not technically gifted haikus.
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Hardcore Husky Talks
Once Again Twenty Nineteen
Off-Season Natty -
Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal -
YBFEPurpleBaze said:Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal -
Star Safety Sits Out
Rose Bowl Not Big Enough For Him
Legacy Tarnished -
U O Duck Girl Came
Not In Way We Expected
Porking Lot Awaits -
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The monster was always inside me. You just brought it out.
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Pumpy Full Of Shit
Nothing Has Changed With Him Still
FRANNY Does Maltby -
Sven Departed Us
Our Filth Not Good For His Brand
Still Shit-Posts On Twitter -
Motherfucking Myles
And Greg, all that being said
Jake Browning does suck -
Aaron Feld Fills Sleeves
Standing Next To Cristobal
Promoting His Brand -
An old silent pond...
Ol' Gainsey jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
winner winnerPurpleBaze said:Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal
chicken dinner
your best fucking effort -
The Silver Lining
Jake, ultimate doog legend
Goes out like he should -
Back from the gulag
The faggot bird is EATIG
Eat my fucking ass -
Takes more than one yearPurpleBaze said:Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal
Doogs say it doesn’t matter
We were always pissed
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Bush to replace Smith
Fire the assistant good trick
Some things never change -
There's always next year
Wait until Pete's guys are here
Skinny for Heisman
I've not written a
Haiku in over 20 years
This shit is for fags -
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Fixed.backthepack said:We were Fucked
Until our savior Michael Penix
Took place -
The dawgs were right fucked
Till Penix the mighty came
Dance husky dawgs dance
5-7-5 is the syllable count, tiger. You never used haiku to land a young lady? Once you master that, move on to the limerick…
Penix the mighty once took the field
Victory quite sweet he amazingly sealed
From Indiana he hailed
Never in purple he failed
And after the game he made sure your fat dumpy wife squealed
