2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread

Swaye

The Hope that Builds up.

The Shining expectations

Alas, failure again.

Domicillo

We’re purged of Brownsocks
Time to whip out the big stick.
2019, let’s get Skinny.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Fuck Jake Browning
He has a terrible noodle arm
I hate him

EsophagealFeces

Pete's balls in Boise
Browning's balls haven't yet dropped
Haiku about balls

Houhusky

Pete is Bellotti

Until he proves otherwise

This is his ceiling

backthepack

We were Fucked
Until our savior Jacob Eason
Took place

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

These are not technically gifted haikus.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

These are not technically gifted haikus.

Well I stole mine from a white dude. What do you expect?

Wombat_Guernica

Rose Bowl Champion
Cannot be crowned with shit play
Lather rinse repeat

EsophagealFeces

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

These are not technically gifted haikus.

Mine at least followed the format of a Haiku, unlike most of these loosers'.

PurpleBaze

Hardcore Husky Talks
Once Again Twenty Nineteen
Off-Season Natty

PurpleBaze

Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal

YBFE

PurpleBaze

Star Safety Sits Out
Rose Bowl Not Big Enough For Him
Legacy Tarnished

PurpleBaze

U O Duck Girl Came
Not In Way We Expected
Porking Lot Awaits

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

U O Duck Girl Came
Not In Way We Expected
Porking Lot Awaits

PurpleBaze

The monster was always inside me. You just brought it out.

PurpleBaze

Pumpy Full Of Shit
Nothing Has Changed With Him Still
FRANNY Does Maltby

PurpleBaze

Sven Departed Us
Our Filth Not Good For His Brand
Still Shit-Posts On Twitter

Dennis_DeYoung

Motherfucking Myles
And Greg, all that being said
Jake Browning does suck

PurpleBaze

Aaron Feld Fills Sleeves
Standing Next To Cristobal
Promoting His Brand