2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread

The Hope that Builds up.

The Shining expectations

Alas, failure again.

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We’re purged of Brownsocks
Time to whip out the big stick.
2019, let’s get Skinny.

Fuck Jake Browning
He has a terrible noodle arm
I hate him

Pete's balls in Boise
Browning's balls haven't yet dropped
Haiku about balls

Pete is Bellotti

Until he proves otherwise

This is his ceiling

We were Fucked
Until our savior Jacob Eason
Took place

These are not technically gifted haikus.

These are not technically gifted haikus.

Well I stole mine from a white dude. What do you expect?

Rose Bowl Champion
Cannot be crowned with shit play
Lather rinse repeat

These are not technically gifted haikus.

Mine at least followed the format of a Haiku, unlike most of these loosers'.

Hardcore Husky Talks
Once Again Twenty Nineteen
Off-Season Natty

Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal

Recruits Stacking Up
So Say Coker and Dennis
Still Cannot Beat Cal

YBFE

Star Safety Sits Out
Rose Bowl Not Big Enough For Him
Legacy Tarnished

U O Duck Girl Came
Not In Way We Expected
Porking Lot Awaits

U O Duck Girl Came
Not In Way We Expected
Porking Lot Awaits

The monster was always inside me. You just brought it out.

Pumpy Full Of Shit
Nothing Has Changed With Him Still
FRANNY Does Maltby

Sven Departed Us
Our Filth Not Good For His Brand
Still Shit-Posts On Twitter

Motherfucking Myles
And Greg, all that being said
Jake Browning does suck

Aaron Feld Fills Sleeves
Standing Next To Cristobal
Promoting His Brand