2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread

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• Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  We’re purged of Brownsocks
  Time to whip out the big stick.
  2019, let’s get Skinny.
  

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,033

  January 2019

  Fuck Jake Browning
  He has a terrible noodle arm
  I hate him

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,024

  January 2019

  Pete's balls in Boise
  Browning's balls haven't yet dropped
  Haiku about balls

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  January 2019 edited January 2019

  Pete is Bellotti
  
  Until he proves otherwise
  
  This is his ceiling

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

  January 2019

  We were Fucked
  Until our savior Jacob Eason
  Took place

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,033

  January 2019

  These are not technically gifted haikus.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  January 2019

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  These are not technically gifted haikus.

  Well I stole mine from a white dude. What do you expect?

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• Wombat_Guernica Member Posts: 126

  January 2019

  Rose Bowl Champion
  Cannot be crowned with shit play
  Lather rinse repeat

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,024

  January 2019

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  These are not technically gifted haikus.

  Mine at least followed the format of a Haiku, unlike most of these loosers'.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Hardcore Husky Talks
  Once Again Twenty Nineteen
  Off-Season Natty

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Recruits Stacking Up
  So Say Coker and Dennis
  Still Cannot Beat Cal

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  January 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

  Recruits Stacking Up
  So Say Coker and Dennis
  Still Cannot Beat Cal

  YBFE

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Star Safety Sits Out
  Rose Bowl Not Big Enough For Him
  Legacy Tarnished

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  U O Duck Girl Came
  Not In Way We Expected
  Porking Lot Awaits

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  January 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

  U O Duck Girl Came
  Not In Way We Expected
  Porking Lot Awaits

  
  

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  The monster was always inside me. You just brought it out.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Pumpy Full Of Shit
  Nothing Has Changed With Him Still
  FRANNY Does Maltby

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Sven Departed Us
  Our Filth Not Good For His Brand
  Still Shit-Posts On Twitter

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• Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  January 2019

  Motherfucking Myles
  And Greg, all that being said
  Jake Browning does suck

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,251

  January 2019

  Aaron Feld Fills Sleeves
  Standing Next To Cristobal
  Promoting His Brand

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