The time has come for me to sell the couch

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• PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,628

  December 2018

  She gone

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• HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,236

  December 2018

  I have one she can use. Have her call me.
  
  
  

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• HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

  December 2018

  HuskyJW said:

  I have one she can use. Have her call me.
  
  
  

  Very generous of you fren, just PM me your number and I’ll get right on that.

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• Bread Member Posts: 4,067

  December 2018

  Just tell her to fuck off.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  December 2018

  HillsboroDuck said:

  Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).
  
  First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.
  
  She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

  But seriously, can I have some money?

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  December 2018

  She single?

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• minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

  December 2018

  Bread said:

  Just tell her to fuck off.

  
  

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,898

  December 2018

  The Throbber will help her break that couch in.
  
  

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• HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

  December 2018

  Swaye said:

  HillsboroDuck said:

  Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).
  
  First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.
  
  She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

  But seriously, can I have some money?

  Axe @UW_Doog_Bot

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• RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,163

  December 2018

  
  

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• BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465

  December 2018

  HuskyJW said:

  I have one she can use. Have her call me.
  
  
  

  is that what I think it is? If so, well played

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  December 2018

  I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  December 2018

  PurpleJ said:

  I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

  I got fired.

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• Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025

  December 2018

  Swaye said:

  PurpleJ said:

  I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

  I got fired.

  Same, but I also got a tin of shortbread cookies as a severance package

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  December 2018

  Swaye said:

  PurpleJ said:

  I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

  I got fired.

  Hahaha I just learned that you can't pick your family. So fuck you dad! You can't fire me!

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• UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 17,910

  December 2018

  Swaye said:

  HillsboroDuck said:

  Wifey just got an unexpectedly large Christmas bonus today (like five times what she got from the same company last year).
  
  First thing she says? “I am buying a new couch”.
  
  She didn’t understand why I kept laughing.

  But seriously, can I have some money?

  That reminds me that I owe the red man some smoke. See me at the Rosebowl.

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• ZoneUW Member Posts: 794

  December 2018

  
  
  

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,187

  December 2018 edited December 2018

  I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

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• HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

  December 2018

  YellowSnow said:

  I too rely on my wife’s Christmas bonuses to pay for stuff.

  @BearsWiin POTD

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• DawgWagonDan Member Posts: 789

  December 2018

  PurpleJ said:

  I got a week's supply of doritos, mtn dew and hot pockets for my Christmas bonus.

  I got jelly of the month club...
  
  It's the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
  
  
  

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