Jury Duty
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The good new is that Jury pay will cover almost half your parking feePurpleJ said:
Tac Town seems pretty TUFF about it. They threaten a misdemeanor on the paper (not that I give a shit because I stack those like cord wood).DerekJohnson said:
In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaqueApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
This is my first summons, so thanks for the tips guys. I think ignoring it is out because I already requested an excusal on the website. So, I call them Monday or it's time to gussy up my combat boots for the duck walk. -
This is truePurpleThrobber said:the justice system is a product of The Man
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I did a two week jury duty on a vehicular manslaughter. the autopsy photos of the bottom of the chick's skull are burned into my brain
https://www.heraldnet.com/news/camano-island-man-convicted-of-vehicular-homicide-in-accident-that-killed-stanwood-teen/ -
Ive been on two jury’s. Forman for both. Both were some kind of assault on a cop. Not guilty both times. The cops stated it. If you want to start shit and then put a guy in jail for responding, don’t have me on the jury.
Both times it was kind of funny. Middle aged white ladies/men just wanted to convict and be done with it and leave. I said not so fast my friends. Found an ally in a couple of young chicks who were not fans of cops. 6 hours later we broke the old whites down and came back with a not guilty.
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#foremanMikeDamone said:Ive been on two jury’s. Forman for both. Both were some kind of assault on a cop. Not guilty both times. The cops stated it. If you want to start shit and then put a guy in jail for responding, don’t have me on the jury.
Both times it was kind of funny. Middle aged white ladies/men just wanted to convict and be done with it and leave. I said not so fast my friends. Found an ally in a couple of young chicks who were not fans of cops. 6 hours later we broke the old whites down and came back with a not guilty.
I felt like a #hero.
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ThisTommySQC said:
I've been selected 3 times. Never call. Never show.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
This country doesn't follow its laws anymore
I ignored it for a while.....got nervous about going to the Pokey myself so finally called in.
"Oh....we just assumed you moved. We'll put you back on the list."
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The problem with the justice system is that people smart enough to serve are also smart enough to get out of serving.
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J, couldn’t comment before but works here.
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#jurymoneyMikeDamone said:Ive been on two jury’s. Forman for both. Both were some kind of assault on a cop. Not guilty both times. The cops stated it. If you want to start shit and then put a guy in jail for responding, don’t have me on the jury.
Both times it was kind of funny. Middle aged white ladies/men just wanted to convict and be done with it and leave. I said not so fast my friends. Found an ally in a couple of young chicks who were not fans of cops. 6 hours later we broke the old whites down and came back with a not guilty.
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I think the Pacific County officials are reading HH boreds - I got my jury notice yesterday
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I got a jury notice the other day. Fuck that In not replying to that bullsbit.LebamDawg said:I think the Pacific County officials are reading HH boreds - I got my jury notice yesterday
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If you do get in trouble, utter some shit about how the courts are a symbol of oppression & inequality and you refuse to display your white privilege in support of the patriarchy.DerekJohnson said:
In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaqueApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
Or like someone else mentioned, act like you never received your summons. -
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Did you see the showers? Wow, they are to die forPurpleJ said:
You should see what's in the other oven.DerekJohnson said:
It's getting to be like Nazi Germany around here.PurpleJ said:
I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.YellowSnow said:
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
