Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaque
If you do get in trouble, utter some shit about how the courts are a symbol of oppression & inequality and you refuse to display your white privilege in support of the patriarchy.
Or like someone else mentioned, act like you never received your summons.
Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.
I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.
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Or like someone else mentioned, act like you never received your summons.