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Jury Duty
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Thanks ObamaTommySQC said:
I've been selected 3 times. Never call. Never show.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
This country doesn't follow its laws anymore -
Wear this.
Or this...
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"Uh, we were talking about the time you beat jury duty.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh yeah, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.” – Homer Simpson. -
You lying fuck J!
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The only time that I ever made it to the part where both sides interview you was when there were hot chicks there. I answered satisfactory for the defense but by the time the prosecution got to me, the hot chicks were gone and I answered crazy and was dismissed. Spank bank was brim full though, so I had that goin for me, which is nice.
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Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaqueApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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Its not certified mail. You didn't sign anything, therefore "you didn't receive it." Been avoiding jury duty since I became eligible. Your welcome.
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Only if you sign it and return saying you will attend. Then you are issued a bench warrant. Just dont get pulled over.ApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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I hate having to show up for Jury Duty on a Holiday, especially when my Dwags play.
