Jury Duty
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Just use the phrase “from what I read on message boards” to preference your answer to every question.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.YellowSnow said:
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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Only 6 inches are consensual
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Just say two words:PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
Jury. Nullification.
You will be gone in 5 mins EZ -
Just say you're in school when you get the initial notification in the mail. Always worked for me and they never bother to verify that I actually am.
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I just ignore it and it goes away
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I love pulling jury duty - hang 'em if you can bunch of bastards - stating that will also get you out of there quickly
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wait. You've been selected for jury duty or your Jury is being selected on Monday?
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I've been selected 3 times. Never call. Never show.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
This country doesn't follow its laws anymore
