Jury Duty
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Just use the phrase “from what I read on message boards” to preference your answer to every question.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.YellowSnow said:
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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Only 6 inches are consensual
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Just say two words:PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
Jury. Nullification.
You will be gone in 5 mins EZ -
Just say you're in school when you get the initial notification in the mail. Always worked for me and they never bother to verify that I actually am.
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I just ignore it and it goes away
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I love pulling jury duty - hang 'em if you can bunch of bastards - stating that will also get you out of there quickly
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wait. You've been selected for jury duty or your Jury is being selected on Monday?
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I've been selected 3 times. Never call. Never show.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
This country doesn't follow its laws anymore -
Thanks ObamaTommySQC said:
I've been selected 3 times. Never call. Never show.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
This country doesn't follow its laws anymore -
Wear this.
Or this...
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"Uh, we were talking about the time you beat jury duty.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh yeah, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.” – Homer Simpson. -
You lying fuck J!
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The only time that I ever made it to the part where both sides interview you was when there were hot chicks there. I answered satisfactory for the defense but by the time the prosecution got to me, the hot chicks were gone and I answered crazy and was dismissed. Spank bank was brim full though, so I had that goin for me, which is nice.
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Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaqueApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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Its not certified mail. You didn't sign anything, therefore "you didn't receive it." Been avoiding jury duty since I became eligible. Your welcome.
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Only if you sign it and return saying you will attend. Then you are issued a bench warrant. Just dont get pulled over.ApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
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I hate having to show up for Jury Duty on a Holiday, especially when my Dwags play.
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No jury duty on the res. Suckers.
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SavagesSwaye said:No jury duty on the res. Suckers.
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It's getting to be like Nazi Germany around here.PurpleJ said:
I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.YellowSnow said:
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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You should see what's in the other oven.DerekJohnson said:
It's getting to be like Nazi Germany around here.PurpleJ said:
I'm gonna call on Monday and make some shit up. Tell them I committed to bake sale for the Reich or something.YellowSnow said:
I got mine delayed by 6 months. You need to work on your salesmanship bro.PurpleJ said:Got jury duty starting 12/31. Request to be excused was denied. I guess my only option now is to shave my beard into a Hitler stache and duck walk into the courtroom so I fail jury selection. FML.
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Tac Town seems pretty TUFF about it. They threaten a misdemeanor on the paper (not that I give a shit because I stack those like cord wood).DerekJohnson said:
In Seattle they'd probably honor you with a plaqueApostleofGrief said:Supposedly they can try and convict you for dodging jury duty, but it never happens in Seattle. If you live in some rural county it might happen.
This is my first summons, so thanks for the tips guys. I think ignoring it is out because I already requested an excusal on the website. So, I call them Monday or it's time to gussy up my combat boots for the duck walk. -
I just ignored the one I got in Washington. I was in skool anyway. Nothing ever happened.
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I was selected four fucking times here. The last one I got out of...can't even remember how
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It’s not certified so no need to respond. If you already did just go there and say, “for religious purposes I can’t say an oath or swear (I’m sure there is something in the Bible on this)” and they will usually let you go. Otherwise you can just not take it seriously and they will usually let you go in pierce/king counties. Some rural areas may not be so kind.
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Jesus Christ -you unAmerican bastard. Man up and do your civic duty/
So you skip out and some fucking retard takes your place on jury duty. Great. Probably some pansy ass who believes the justice system is a product of The Man and let's some sociopath back on the street to loot and pillage.
Thank you for your service. Dick.
