Only white people are obsessed with making Jake Browning a hero
This is why white people are fucked.
Take this scenario: A QB that has been obviously incompetent for years.
Is he black? If so - he is a lazy, low football IQ guy.
Is he white? He is a survivor, a gamer, our kind of guy.
Fuck you fucking idiots. Anyone defending Jake at all is a fucking clown and doesn't understand football.
Yeah - Jake played a great Apple Cup - in which he did fucking nothing, threw a pick in the red zone and fumbled on his own 25 AS A FOUR YEAR STARTER SENIOR.
Meanwhile Myles has the play of the game, goes for 170 and people say 'Jake's a winner'. This is the nature of being white.
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Fans like winning.
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The team is doing that despite jake. Not because of jake.sarktastic said:Fans like winning.
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Were the Manhattans good last night?
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Locker and stanback are the same QB, prove me wrong
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He sucks.
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Things simple minded fans sayMad_Son said:
The team is doing that despite jake. Not because of jake.sarktastic said:Fans like winning.
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Meh Manny wilkins is the same and people say he's a gamerDennis_DeYoung said:White people love to take up for Jake Browning. He's your boy. You guys love him.
This is why white people are fucked.
Take this scenario: A QB that has been obviously incompetent for years.
Is he black? If so - he is a lazy, low football IQ guy.
Is he white? He is a survivor, a gamer, our kind of guy.
Fuck you fucking idiots. Anyone defending Jake at all is a fucking clown and doesn't understand football.
Yeah - Jake played a great Apple Cup - in which he did fucking nothing, threw a pick in the red zone and fumbled on his own 25 AS A FOUR YEAR STARTER SENIOR.
Meanwhile Myles has the play of the game, goes for 170 and people say 'Jake's a winner'. This is the nature of being white. -
MMFG* u better than this DDY
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Ty hated StanbackLoneStarDawg said:Locker and stanback are the same QB, prove me wrong
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Ty is white. 100%RaceBannon said:
Ty hated StanbackLoneStarDawg said:Locker and stanback are the same QB, prove me wrong
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Browning is to Doogs what Darron Thomas is to Quooks.
Quooks forgot all about Thomas when something shinier came along in Mariota. It will happen to Browning, too. -
Jake is the Ty Willingham of QBs.
If Jake throws 3 good passes people say "SEE!! HE ISN'T ALL BAD!!!"
Jake's career has been Ty in 2007. He's a 4-9 QB.
BUT THOSE FOUR WINS!!! FOUR WINS ISN'T BAD!!!!! HE'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU SAY!!!!
Every fucking decent pass Jake fans are like 'SEE!!!'
Motherfucker, there's nothing to see. It's like Ty getting a win and then people being like 'SEE!!!' - okay, see what? You're not supposed to get 4 wins, you are supposed to get 10 wins.
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I must have missed Khalil Tate playing for conference championships
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Browning burner account confirmedsarktastic said:
Things simple minded fans sayMad_Son said:
The team is doing that despite jake. Not because of jake.sarktastic said:Fans like winning.
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You can't flag a moderator's post, even when he gives himself a Chincredible.
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Actually I can flag him, because I'm Stalin. But these powers must be used only for good.
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Also just so we are clear on the logic...
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Browning's first pick, my buddy I'm watching the game with goes crazy yelling about Bush Hamden sucks and he needs to be fired immediately. I laff and say "that's on Jake, that ball should be thrown 10 rows into the stands." This is the same guy that wanted Price benched for Ciley Mirus. hmmmmm
Hamden has been brutal at times but I thought he called a good AC, and was mixing it up in the 1st QTR nicely before weather totally took over. I loved the widespread use of the H-Back too. Beautiful! -
There is some intense self-chinning in this thread. I should join in!
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Show us who on twitter touched you inappropriately @Dennis_DeYoung
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Chinned for the self-chin.Swaye said:There is some intense self-chinning in this thread. I should join in!
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You must not have been around enough guilty coastal whites recently?
The middle/upper class educated whites on the coasts love nothing more than a well spoken, educated, non tatted, tastefully light skinned, brownie with a strong projection of humbleness, nobly leading their team, results are mostly secondary, it's just an honor to see such upstanding men overcome such a disability in Amerikkka. Teeth Price (ILTCHT), Russell Wilson, Tyrone Willingham, Obama.
If you wanted a real reason why gaskins doesn't get the recognition he deserves (and who really does?) it probably has to do with the fact that Gaskin doesn't look like Ahmed so the underwear guys cant constantly jerk off about him. Gaskin has been quietly doing it for 4 years now and UW has been absolutely spoiled with badass running backs for almost a decade straight.
2018 Gaskin 1100+
2017 Gaskin 1380
2016 Gaskin 1373
2015 Gaskin 1302
2014 -_-
2013 Sankey 1870
2012 Sankey 1439
2011 Polk 1488
2010 Polk 1415
2009 Polk 1113
He has also always kind of been middle of the pack in total rushing yards each season for the pac 12 so national people overlook him and he doesn't play QB, the dumb peoples hero/villian. Queue fish throwing montage and shots of the space needle and pikes place. -
The great DDY race wars of 2018 are off to a fun start. 2019 will be special!
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@HouhuskyDennis_DeYoung said:Also just so we are clear on the logic...
Being white doesn't mean you support Jake. It's just that if you support Jake, you are white. -
Browning is far from great, but he outplayed the other team's QB in the Apple Cup.
And some were calling that other guy the best QB in the country
I'll take the mediocre winner
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Take this shit to the No Nut November thread.Swaye said:There is some intense self-chinning in this thread. I should join in!
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This.Houhusky said:You must not have been around enough guilty coastal whites recently?
The middle/upper class educated whites on the coasts love nothing more than a well spoken, educated, non tatted, tastefully light skinned, brownie with a strong projection of humbleness, nobly leading their team, results are mostly secondary, it's just an honor to see such upstanding men overcome such a disability in Amerikkka. Teeth Price (ILTCHT), Russell Wilson, Tyrone Willingham, Obama.
If you wanted a real reason why gaskins doesn't get the recognition he deserves (and who really does?) it probably has to do with the fact that Gaskin doesn't look like Ahmed so the underwear guys cant constantly jerk off about him. Gaskin has been quietly doing it for 4 years now and UW has been absolutely spoiled with badass running backs for almost a decade straight.
2018 Gaskin 1100+
2017 Gaskin 1380
2016 Gaskin 1373
2015 Gaskin 1302
2014 -_-
2013 Sankey 1870
2012 Sankey 1439
2011 Polk 1488
2010 Polk 1415
2009 Polk 1113
He has also always kind of been middle of the pack in total rushing yards each season for the pac 12 so national people overlook him and he doesn't play QB, the dumb peoples hero/villian. Queue fish throwing montage and shots of the space needle and pikes place. -
You're white.Baphomet said:
Browning is far from great, but he outplayed the other team's QB in the Apple Cup.
And some were calling that other guy the best QB in the country
I'll take the mediocre winner
