Anyone else find it surprising

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Mormon girls are good at keeping secrets.
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Sark is neither black nor Polynesian.
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A lot gets covered up when you are making a run towards the Cotton Bowl
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Armenians are honorary mama jammas.
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That's a fucking call back.poc81 said:Armenians are honorary mama jammas.
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Mormon girls are diiiiiirty. Nasty ho's. And yes they keep secrets from the church, the school and mom and dad. They'll take a deposit in the shit pit too. They'll sacrifice 2 days of pain, on the throne shitting their innards out, for a man's 2 minutes of pleasure.
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Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.
Since this is the internet I'm going to take his word for it and assume he was a P-I-M-P back in the day. -
Three 8balls a day definitely isnt for choir boys or broke schmucksHe_Needs_More_Time said:Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.
Since this is the internet I'm going to take his word for it and assume he was a P-I-M-P back in the day. -
Definitely easier to pull Peter which your adept at. I should have went that direction, we'd have something in common more_cocko:)He_Needs_More_Time said:Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.
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You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.
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I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.puppylove_sugarsteel said:You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.
My GF isn't my HS sweetheart.
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Should they meet?He_Needs_More_Time said:
I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.puppylove_sugarsteel said:You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.
My GF isn't my HS sweetheart.
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He_Needs_More_Cock said:
I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.puppylove_sugarsteel said:You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.
MyGFBF isn't my HS sweetheart.
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Irish should probably PM himself in the last 24 hours. A whole lot of pressing going on.
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fixedIrishDawg22 said:
I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.
MyHS sweetheart isn't my BF anymore.GFBF isn't my