What I learned this week....
So, was feeling pretty dejected after the Oregon loss. I'm going to miss @Gladstone and I figured @oregonblitzkrieg would make @Doog_de_Jour have an avatar of a gay man in a Duck costume. Because he's a faggot. I was also pissed that we haven't found a kicker in 5 years, and that Pete is a complete pussy, and that we wasted Shitsox only career defining late game drive for a win, and that Chins still weren't back. Life pretty much sucked hard.
Imagine my surprise when my phone rang Saturday night and my agent said he had the job of a lifetime for me. Turns out @ElizabethWarrenDWAG 's people had reached out to my people and wanted me to validate her Cherokee status based on "revealing" DNA results. I cleaned the pile of Cheetos off my chest and sprang into action. We ended up meeting in North Carolina and I put that milky white bitch in a wigwam and we had a sweat. So @SpiritHorse shows up on hour 12 after she had already pissed herself 3 times and was mumbling incoherently, takes one look at her and says "Bitch, you ain't Injun! lulz!" That was that, and her people gave me a thousand bucks to sign a non-disclosure agreement that I am ignoring after taking the money because I lie and steal all the time. So the important thing in all this is I got paid, Pocahontas is a complete fucking fraud, and Trump wins again.
And did the spirits ever smile on me when I was gone! Turns out BBK is actually an Injun warrior. I am sorry I made fun of you for three fucking years you milky white magic motherfucker. Smooches. And, @oregonblitzkrieg went completely off the rails after getting crushed by some loser faggots from Pullman, which is always fun to watch. Pete is still a giant pussy, but meh. And @puppylove_sugarsteel podded with my life partner @UW_Doog_Bot (RIP @dnc ).... Best of all, I come back to CHINS. FUCK YES!
I am also quite happy that @RuffaloSoldier has probably killed himself by now. Wins all the way around this week, except @Gladstone . Proof that after soul wrenching losses, great things can happen, even if you are a pathetic loser Husky fan like me.
Thanks for reading, and fuck Elizabeth Warren right in her fake lying pretend red butthole.
Let's take a moment to celebrate an actual First Nation sister, instead of a lying cunt from Boston.
p.s. I am kind of bummed I missed out on @Fire_Marshall_Bill 's pick em. Probably for the best, because I assume I was in 33rd place or some shit.
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Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
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You must lead a sad and pathetic life.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
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You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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Sounds like your upsetoregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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Haha even Ohio state loses to Purdue sometimes. After you beat us you didn't forget that you're Purdue did you?oregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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I just want to know who she is in the pic, where, and how much? Oh yea, glad your ok
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BBK is still BBK. He will dump you hard in the Stanford game when he guesses wrong hole or simulates being Bryce Love’s (or whoever else is their RB) backpack.
He’ll claim injun dna before the bowel game then Ohio St will trump him again.
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You seem like a really angry person.oregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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Oh I know. It's like after Shitsox trick fucked me with the 70-21 finger point beat down and I spent the next year thinking "maybe there's a chance." When BBK gets trucked into the end zone 5 yards in a game losing touchdown for Stanford, I will hate him again all over.AEB said:BBK is still BBK. He will dump you hard in the Stanford game when he guesses wrong hole or simulates being Bryce Love’s (or whoever else is their RB) backpack.
He’ll claim injun dna before the bowel game then Ohio St will trump him again.
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Winners win
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This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
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E tu Beaver?BennyBeaver said:
This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
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I understand disappearance and reemergence with a big, swinging dong.
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My first time in cuffs was at the Holiday Bowl in 2010. Me and the homies were chugging from a half gallon on the train/tram? thingy to the stadium as all the classy Nebraska fans stared at us in horror. We talked mad shit but they wouldn't reciprocate. They knew Jack Lockner and Nick Holt had them beat. Anyways, after pissing on some dude's car in the parking lot, I eventually made it into the stadium. Our seats were in the first row above a balcony. Ballsy move. I don't know what happened next, but I wound up in cuffs yelling at the cops "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD BITCH!!!!." One of my frens came and picked me up and I pinky swore that I would go home. Fuck that! I scalped some tix and went right back into the stadium in time for the 2nd half. Also bought some shrooms that I was afraid to eat and an unofficial shirt that had the wrong date on it and shrunk to an xtra small the first time I washed it. Good times. Never got arrested for real despite my best efforts. White privilege rules!
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Wait, you're white? I always thought you were blackPurpleJ said:My first time in cuffs was at the Holiday Bowl in 2010. Me and the homies were chugging from a half gallon on the train/tram? thingy to the stadium as all the classy Nebraska fans stared at us in horror. We talked mad shit but they wouldn't reciprocate. They knew Jack Lockner and Nick Holt had them beat. Anyways, after pissing on some dude's car in the parking lot, I eventually made it into the stadium. Our seats were in the first row above a balcony. Ballsy move. I don't know what happened next, but I wound up in cuffs yelling at the cops "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD BITCH!!!!." One of my frens came and picked me up and I pinky swore that I would go home. Fuck that! I scalped some tix and went right back into the stadium in time for the 2nd half. Also bought some shrooms that I was afraid to eat and an unofficial shirt that had the wrong date on it and shrunk to an xtra small the first time I washed it. Good times. Never got arrested for real despite my best efforts. White privilege rules!
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That's what my slave masters tell me anyways.whatshouldicareabout said:
Wait, you're white? I always thought you were blackPurpleJ said:My first time in cuffs was at the Holiday Bowl in 2010. Me and the homies were chugging from a half gallon on the train/tram? thingy to the stadium as all the classy Nebraska fans stared at us in horror. We talked mad shit but they wouldn't reciprocate. They knew Jack Lockner and Nick Holt had them beat. Anyways, after pissing on some dude's car in the parking lot, I eventually made it into the stadium. Our seats were in the first row above a balcony. Ballsy move. I don't know what happened next, but I wound up in cuffs yelling at the cops "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD BITCH!!!!." One of my frens came and picked me up and I pinky swore that I would go home. Fuck that! I scalped some tix and went right back into the stadium in time for the 2nd half. Also bought some shrooms that I was afraid to eat and an unofficial shirt that had the wrong date on it and shrunk to an xtra small the first time I washed it. Good times. Never got arrested for real despite my best efforts. White privilege rules!
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Fuck the police.
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Well since you like numbers so much here's the only one that matters. 60-46. Just let that sink in today and for at least the next 15 years. Until then, you're our bitch and have to swallow. Bitch.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
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I got that typo handled for you.Swaye said:
You seem like a really humongous pussy.oregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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whatshouldicareabout said:
Wait, you're white? I always thought you were blackPurpleJ said:My first time in cuffs was at the Holiday Bowl in 2010. Me and the homies were chugging from a half gallon on the train/tram? thingy to the stadium as all the classy Nebraska fans stared at us in horror. We talked mad shit but they wouldn't reciprocate. They knew Jack Lockner and Nick Holt had them beat. Anyways, after pissing on some dude's car in the parking lot, I eventually made it into the stadium. Our seats were in the first row above a balcony. Ballsy move. I don't know what happened next, but I wound up in cuffs yelling at the cops "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD BITCH!!!!." One of my frens came and picked me up and I pinky swore that I would go home. Fuck that! I scalped some tix and went right back into the stadium in time for the 2nd half. Also bought some shrooms that I was afraid to eat and an unofficial shirt that had the wrong date on it and shrunk to an xtra small the first time I washed it. Good times. Never got arrested for real despite my best efforts. White privilege rules!
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Thanks for the assist buddy!dflea said:
I got that typo handled for you.Swaye said:
You seem like a really humongous pussy.oregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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Just trashy enough.
#wifey -
He's not getting off the hook, even his butt kissing fanboys here know he ran away with his tail tucked between legs for a week starting on Oct 13th, didn't return until yesterday when called out. Barked the loudest about bets he himself didn't step up to take when offered, ran away immediately after his team lost. The sort of behavior you'd expect from StrongArmCobra or Ozone. Weakest sauce I've ever seen. He should probably STFU in the future.BennyBeaver said:
This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
#PaperTiger -
Here's another 'tough' trash talker who didn't post for a week after the loss. The women's restroom is that way. ------>dflea said:
I got that typo handled for you.Swaye said:
You seem like a really humongous pussy.oregonblitzkrieg said:You still yapping? Shut up. I expect you to run away after you lose to Stanford too.
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You okay bwo?
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loloregonblitzkrieg said:
He's not getting off the hook, even his butt kissing fanboys here know he ran away with his tail tucked between legs for a week starting on Oct 13th, didn't return until yesterday when called out. Barked the loudest about bets he himself didn't step up to take when offered, ran away immediately after his team lost. The sort of behavior you'd expect from StrongArmCobra or Ozone. Weakest sauce I've ever seen. He should probably STFU in the future.BennyBeaver said:
This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
#PaperTiger
Talk about a paper fucking tiger. You ran that cockgobbler on your face all week, yet turned down multiple money bets because you're a gutless worm who has no faith in your shitty "the Coogs own us" team.
Get outta here, bitch. Your shit team is out of the conversation, even at the conference level.
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Obk is as mentally weak as the duck
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30-27. You're out of playoff contention. That's the only thing that matters in CFB. Did you and your sister Swaye share a nice cry in the ladies rooms after that?dflea said:
loloregonblitzkrieg said:
He's not getting off the hook, even his butt kissing fanboys here know he ran away with his tail tucked between legs for a week starting on Oct 13th, didn't return until yesterday when called out. Barked the loudest about bets he himself didn't step up to take when offered, ran away immediately after his team lost. The sort of behavior you'd expect from StrongArmCobra or Ozone. Weakest sauce I've ever seen. He should probably STFU in the future.BennyBeaver said:
This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
#PaperTiger
Talk about a paper fucking tiger. You ran that cockgobbler on your face all week, yet turned down multiple money bets because you're a gutless worm who has no faith in your shitty "the Coogs own us" team.
Get outta here, bitch. Your shit team is out of the conversation, even at the conference level. -
Agree.dflea said:
loloregonblitzkrieg said:
He's not getting off the hook, even his butt kissing fanboys here know he ran away with his tail tucked between legs for a week starting on Oct 13th, didn't return until yesterday when called out. Barked the loudest about bets he himself didn't step up to take when offered, ran away immediately after his team lost. The sort of behavior you'd expect from StrongArmCobra or Ozone. Weakest sauce I've ever seen. He should probably STFU in the future.BennyBeaver said:
This is a valid response to @Swaye 's disappearance.oregonblitzkrieg said:Weak loser, smoke and mirrors high octane poster ran away for a week after the huskies lost 30-27 and were eliminated from the playoffs. Nothing in the trenches. Returned immediately after a coog win. Speaks volumes. UW equivalent of Ozone.
#PaperTiger
Faggot
