just poured my first stiffy
I hate Christmas
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Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.
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Mods?
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DMILOTC, true??Bad_MotherDucker said:Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.
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Disagree. Unusually loud relieving will rid the premises of in-laws at future holiday gatherings, leaving plenty of opportunity for XMas relievery in the years to cum.Bad_MotherDucker said:Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.
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I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.TommySQC said:fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.
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I bet you did. How'd it feel?
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There's a big difference between us drunks and goddamned alcoholics....we don't have to go to those fucking meetingsMikeDamone said:
I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.TommySQC said:fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.
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I'm in now too ....
Ill likely feel generally positive about everything in about an hour ...
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Nothing wrong with drinking before noon and meetings are for fucking quittersHaid_D_Salaami said:
There's a big difference between us drunks and goddamned alcoholics....we don't have to go to those fucking meetingsMikeDamone said:
I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.TommySQC said:fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.
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Merry Christmas!TommySQC said:fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.
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Happy Holidays.
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Which holidays?allpurpleallgold said:Happy Holidays.
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I'm going out back with my wife to drink and smoke weed. I'll get some perspective. Fuck Dry December.
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took ya long enoughRaceBannon said:I'm going out back with my wife to drink and smoke weed. I'll get some perspective. Fuck Dry December.
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I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.
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Is it too late to get drunk and poast in this thread?
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Haid_D_Salaami said:
I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.
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She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:Haid_D_Salaami said:I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
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5:50 pm my first Single Barrel of the evening. It helps me wrap presents
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I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
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Then go Fuck your face.TommySQC said:fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.
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Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
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What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
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Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry a Wyoming girl.allpurpleallgold said:
What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
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That's better.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.allpurpleallgold said:
What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
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Truer words....and some other philosophical shit I'd remember if I was sober......allpurpleallgold said:
That's better.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.allpurpleallgold said:
What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.Haid_D_Salaami said:
Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
You're welcome
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Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.
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If only I really had it so good. Try dodging flying skillets and then get back to me. I even spend as much on her kid (with the new guy) for xmas as I do my own. Fuck I didn't keep a house.... I didn't even keep my dignity.DeepPurple said:Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.
Christ I'm gonna wander down to the bar and see if there's anything slutty trolling tonite (a given in this town)
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Lol marriage.
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Really?Dardanus said:
I can confirm that she does.Haid_D_Salaami said:
She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs
Pic's then, or electrocute yourself with tree lights drinking gasoline and eggnog
