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Better bullpens than the Red Sox

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  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,039
    That’s what I’m talking about!

    (Headed get my tricked out AR-15 now)
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,039
    PurpleJ said:

    And grandpappy was a Korea vet. He would have kicked your ass and fucked your wife.


    Love them old vets. Military in the past myself and love to hear them sideways stories and know wtf they are talking about. 👍
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,354 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    And he LIKED it
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,039
    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    My grandpappy and great uncles were there as well. Heard a few stories. I’ll make one quick as I can:

    Great uncle told me they were bivouaced near South Korean troops. The cook had a small dog that he cherished. Got to looking for it one day and couldn’t find the little bastard. Stumbled over to the South Korean camp post and they had that sumbitch skint and in a big pot of rice. Cook went back and got his rifle and went back over and killed about 10 them sumbitches before our troops could get him stopped.

    True story(according to my drunk grate unc)

  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    SECDAWG said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    My grandpappy and great uncles were there as well. Heard a few stories. I’ll make one quick as I can:

    Great uncle told me they were bivouaced near South Korean troops. The cook had a small dog that he cherished. Got to looking for it one day and couldn’t find the little bastard. Stumbled over to the South Korean camp post and they had that sumbitch skint and in a big pot of rice. Cook went back and got his rifle and went back over and killed about 10 them sumbitches before our troops could get him stopped.

    True story(according to my drunk grate unc)

    I don't believe you.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    Race was there
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778

    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    And he LIKED it
    Guy was a certified psycho.

    Back on the farm, he tricked my dad (who was about 6 or 7 at the time) into pissing onto an electric fence. He also did a trick in his bored out Nova where he would put a bottle of whisky up to his lips, punch it. His head would snap back and the bottle would force the liquor down his throat. I only got to meet him once, but we could have had some fun together.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778

    PurpleJ said:

    I never got to hear any Korea stories, but my great uncle was a Bataan death march survivor who used to joke about the Japs hitting people with their rifle butts while driving by them. He had no hearing because a grenade went off next to him and the side of his face was all fucked up.

    Race was there
    Say it to that salty motherfucker's face!