What Was Your First Time Like?
At work for the very first time..
A little Hardcore Husky slipped out.. this is my story.
A coworker was yappin in my ear about something I didn't give a shit about when I turned and said "Not now I'm trying to organize my shit, fucko".. without even the slightest hesitation. My coworker looked confused and said "ok" as she turned and headed back to her desk. I was excited that it finally happened, true story fuckos.
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YKWYWFPurpleReign said:It finally happened..
At work for the very first time..
A little Hardcore Husky slipped out.. this is my story.
A coworker was yappin in my ear about something I didn't give a shit about when I turned and said "Not now I'm trying to organize my shit, fucko".. without even the slightest hesitation. My coworker looked confused and said "ok" as she turned and headed back to her desk. I was excited that it finally happened, true story fuckos. -
I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.
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i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"
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Did you tell her we're in the middle of the Great Chin Blackout of 2018 and that it's been hard and so you're edgy?
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Yesterday I replied to a group text with coworkers with “thanks for the update!” after one of them said some inane thing.
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I run a change advisory bored at work that everyone calls the CAB meeting.....I routinely tell everyone the meeting is a cab that tastes like a merlot. Which usually turns into a long discussion about the wine they drank the night before. FYFMFE
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I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”
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A couple of weeks ago, I was behind a car that had a Penn State sticker as well as a Wisconsin one.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”
My thoughts were "Pederasty" & "#mybadgers".
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I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.
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Pics? Asking for svenUWhuskytskeet said:I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.
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WeakarmCobra said:
Pics? Asking for svenUWhuskytskeet said:I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.
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I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke
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So, are you guys hiring?UWhuskytskeet said:I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.
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I’ve been telling people to LEAVE my whole life
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Walmart pays enough?WeakarmCobra said:i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"
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Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuffbackthepack said:
Walmart pays enough?WeakarmCobra said:i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"
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She must like me because I haven't been bitched at or fired yet.Swaye said:I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.
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Are you sure it didn't?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”
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I call that Tuesday morningPitchfork51 said:I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke
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@RaceBannon was there?!?WeakarmCobra said:
Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuffbackthepack said:
Walmart pays enough?WeakarmCobra said:i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"
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He did not tip well, said my technique can use some work. True storyPurpleThrobber said:
@RaceBannon was there?!?WeakarmCobra said:
Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuffbackthepack said:
Walmart pays enough?WeakarmCobra said:i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"
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I consistently reply to my friend with:
Such fag, Bret -
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Nice tag!SECDAWG said:What Was Your First Time Like?
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Heh?
