What Was Your First Time Like?

PurpleReign

It finally happened..



At work for the very first time..





A little Hardcore Husky slipped out.. this is my story.




A coworker was yappin in my ear about something I didn't give a shit about when I turned and said "Not now I'm trying to organize my shit, fucko".. without even the slightest hesitation. My coworker looked confused and said "ok" as she turned and headed back to her desk. I was excited that it finally happened, true story fuckos.

PurpleBaze

PurpleReign said:

It finally happened..



At work for the very first time..





A little Hardcore Husky slipped out.. this is my story.




A coworker was yappin in my ear about something I didn't give a shit about when I turned and said "Not now I'm trying to organize my shit, fucko".. without even the slightest hesitation. My coworker looked confused and said "ok" as she turned and headed back to her desk. I was excited that it finally happened, true story fuckos.

YKWYWF

Swaye

I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.

FireCohen

i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

Dennis_DeYoung

Did you tell her we're in the middle of the Great Chin Blackout of 2018 and that it's been hard and so you're edgy?

whlinder

Yesterday I replied to a group text with coworkers with “thanks for the update!” after one of them said some inane thing.

picalogestabo

I run a change advisory bored at work that everyone calls the CAB meeting.....I routinely tell everyone the meeting is a cab that tastes like a merlot. Which usually turns into a long discussion about the wine they drank the night before. FYFMFE

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

PurpleBaze

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

A couple of weeks ago, I was behind a car that had a Penn State sticker as well as a Wisconsin one.

My thoughts were "Pederasty" & "#mybadgers".

I am ruined for life.

UWhuskytskeet

I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

FireCohen

UWhuskytskeet said:

I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

Pics? Asking for sven

UWhuskytskeet

WeakarmCobra said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

Pics? Asking for sven

Pitchfork51

I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke

DonLemonParty

UWhuskytskeet said:

I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

So, are you guys hiring?

Asking for a friend...

Domicillo

I’ve been telling people to LEAVE my whole life

backthepack

WeakarmCobra said:

i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

Walmart pays enough?

FireCohen

backthepack said:

WeakarmCobra said:

i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

Walmart pays enough?

Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuff

PurpleReign

Swaye said:

I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.

She must like me because I haven't been bitched at or fired yet.

TommySQC

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

Are you sure it didn't?

TommySQC

Pitchfork51 said:

I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke

I call that Tuesday morning

PurpleThrobber

WeakarmCobra said:

backthepack said:

WeakarmCobra said:

i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

Walmart pays enough?

Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuff

@RaceBannon was there?!?