What Was Your First Time Like?

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,253

  October 2018

  PurpleReign said:

  It finally happened..
  
  
  
  At work for the very first time..
  
  
  
  
  
  A little Hardcore Husky slipped out.. this is my story.
  
  
  
  
  A coworker was yappin in my ear about something I didn't give a shit about when I turned and said "Not now I'm trying to organize my shit, fucko".. without even the slightest hesitation. My coworker looked confused and said "ok" as she turned and headed back to her desk. I was excited that it finally happened, true story fuckos.

  YKWYWF

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  October 2018

  I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  October 2018

  i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

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• Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

  October 2018

  Did you tell her we're in the middle of the Great Chin Blackout of 2018 and that it's been hard and so you're edgy?

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• whlinder Member Posts: 5,253

  October 2018

  Yesterday I replied to a group text with coworkers with “thanks for the update!” after one of them said some inane thing.

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• picalogestabo Member Posts: 651

  October 2018

  I run a change advisory bored at work that everyone calls the CAB meeting.....I routinely tell everyone the meeting is a cab that tastes like a merlot. Which usually turns into a long discussion about the wine they drank the night before. FYFMFE

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,035

  October 2018

  I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,253

  October 2018

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

  A couple of weeks ago, I was behind a car that had a Penn State sticker as well as a Wisconsin one.
  
  My thoughts were "Pederasty" & "#mybadgers".
  
  I am ruined for life.

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  October 2018

  I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  October 2018 edited October 2018

  UWhuskytskeet said:

  I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

  Pics? Asking for sven

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  October 2018

  WeakarmCobra said:

  UWhuskytskeet said:

  I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

  Pics? Asking for sven

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,645

  October 2018

  I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke

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• DonLemonParty Member Posts: 155

  October 2018

  UWhuskytskeet said:

  I walked in on three old men blowing each other in the break room once.

  So, are you guys hiring?
  
  Asking for a friend...

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• Domicillo Member Posts: 3,025

  October 2018

  I’ve been telling people to LEAVE my whole life

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

  October 2018

  WeakarmCobra said:

  i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

  Walmart pays enough?

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  October 2018

  backthepack said:

  WeakarmCobra said:

  i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

  Walmart pays enough?

  Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuff

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• PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479

  October 2018

  Swaye said:

  I imagine things were a little frosty at the Circle K sales counter for the rest of that day.

  She must like me because I haven't been bitched at or fired yet.

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• TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

  October 2018

  CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

  I’m like the kid in the movie the 6th Sense except that he saw dead people and I see HHisms everywhere I look. Yesterday I was looking at a map of a national park and swear to Allah it said “porking lot”

  Are you sure it didn't?

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• TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

  October 2018

  Pitchfork51 said:

  I asked a girl to show us her tits as soon as she spoke

  I call that Tuesday morning

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,856

  October 2018

  WeakarmCobra said:

  backthepack said:

  WeakarmCobra said:

  i came back from a 2 week vacation (brazil, sorry swaye thai ladyboys are next), my coworker asked how are you feeling? "I am tanned, rested, and ready"

  Walmart pays enough?

  Had to prostitute my booty hole, a lot of old dudes in to butt stuff

  @RaceBannon was there?!?
  
  

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