5 Reasons: UCLA

1. jack "Browning Cobra" Browning- The strong arm of the Dogs! He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has 3.43 years of college under his belt, plus several record setting high school years, and he will do everything possible to win the game. He owns every single UW passing record, including passing yards and touchdowns in a single season. He is also a DUAL THREAT who can beat you with his legs.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 345 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Kalen McGaiver, Center, Chris Fetters, Noah Dickerson, Micah Hatchie, JAWS, Eldrenkamp, Tony Adams, Kaleb Ifedi etc. These boys have a new attitude and are ready to rumble. They will be tanned and rested, and center brings a special element: SWAG.
3. New offensive coordinator Hamden- Fresh from Atlanta, New Wide Receiver Scheme and a new attitude. Brining with him great concepts from the mastermind Sarkesian. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Smith and Hamden, we will see a much improved wide receiver corps the night of 10/6. Watch out for Tay Jones. He is 6'3 and a threat to score on every play.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Jordan Chincredible, Chola McChicken, John "like a boss" ross, Dante Pettis, Free Samples, Rueben Foster, Barak-Ahmed Salbama, Andre Bachellie, Byron Fuller, Benjamin Berr-Keeven, Trevon Bartles, Sue Bird, Kelsie Plum... The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
5. Special Teams - I think UW can dominate special teams. Charles McCluster is one of the most electrifying return men in the nation, and Peter "sure footed" Henry will be perfect on field goals. Not to mention our dominant Long Snapper, DJ Carter, who just won special teams player of the week. Our Australian Punter, Race Bannon, will pin the the Golden Bears back behind their ears consistently all night.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 70-21?
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Trying too hard, but did lol at some things. Notably Fetters on the line
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I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Trying too hard, but did lol at some things. Notably Fetters on the line
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I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Trying too hard, but did lol at some things. Notably Fetters on the line
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I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.
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I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.
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OK!PostGameOrangeSlices said:I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.
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This guy reeks of Jack_Cobra
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This. Shitty effort but agreed on Fetters... wouln't mind seeing that become a permanent fixture.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Trying too hard, but did lol at some things. Notably Fetters on the line
Though I suppose it would drag the average weight up to 432 Ibs across the line. -
My favorite colognePostGameOrangeSlices said:This guy reeks of Jack_Cobra
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I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.
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OK!GrundleStiltzkin said:I'll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my join request.
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Blasphemous to change 332
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I’ll get it up on a UCLA forum once they accept my joint request.
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already banned huh
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When you throw 150 darts at the wall, even if you're absolutely retarded you're bound to hit one or two.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Trying too hard, but did lol at some things. Notably Fetters on the line
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Way too many funny names....but a solid C+ effort.
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Was I right on my Cobra hunch?
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"nuff" said....Fresh take, and had some good lines. A little try hard tho.
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Huh?PostGameOrangeSlices said:Was I right on my Cobra hunch?
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I'll grant there are some funny lines and name drops in there, but...
This effort just has way too much effort. It comes across like an eager kid that has waited a life time to drive the truck, his dad finally, reluctantly gave in, and the kid drive straight into the apple tree in his eagerness to show how ready he was.
Sorry buddy but you're not ready. Some kids drive competently at 16, and some are better off sticking to the riding mower for a couple of years. You can try the mower next year. -
It’s a hardcorehusky inside jokechuck said:I'll grant there are some funny lines and name drops in there, but...
This effort just has way too much effort. It comes across like an eager kid that has waited a life time to drive the truck, his dad finally, reluctantly gave in, and the kid drive straight into the apple tree in his eagerness to show how ready he was.
Sorry buddy but you're not ready. Some kids drive competently at 16, and some are better off sticking to the riding mower for a couple of years. You can try the mower next year.